12-03-2003, 03:00 AM
Relinquishing junk, stage one. For this you will need : one room which you will not leave; soothing music; tomato soup-ten tins of; mushroom soup-eight tins of, for consumption cold; ice cream, vanilla-one large tub of; magnesium, milk of-one bottle; paracetimol; mouthwash; vitamins; mineral water; lukicite; pornography; one matress; one bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitous; one television; and one bottle of valium, which I have already procured from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way, also a drug addict. And now I'm ready.