I submit that the best sandwich ever is....

[The Jays]

The only reason Jersey smells like a sewer is because we're often downwind of Staten Island.

And you can smell the dump in Carteret and Perth Amboy in the summer time when the wind is blowing toward the west. Especially on a hot day after it rains.

Hot day in the summertime after it rains with a westerly breeze in Carteret and Perth Amboy is far from a regular, everyday occurence. Thus, your argument is flawed.

Jersey smells because of refineries, not Staten Island.