Christmas Shopping - have you done any?

[Keyser Soze]

i dont wear any bling bling, the only bling i got is my watch. it was my fathers watch, and he'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So, he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch . . . up his ass.