my day in the city...

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so we took the train in the morning and when we got to penn station, my friend went to go to the bathroom. he runs out all excited yelling "Guys look what i found!!"...

it was a fat lady porn mag called BUF and he found it on the floor inside the bathroom stall. YES...he picked up porn off the floor of a Penn Station bathroom. and another kid i was with took it home. I DID NOT TOUCH IT!

ok moving along...

at conan....i was sitting two rows up in an isle seat on the stairs...AWESOME. conan comes out and does a little pre monologue monologue where he interacts with the crowd. i forgot why, but he stuck his giant irish head about 5 inches from mine and repeated "Why? Why? Why?" for a good amount of time which was funny.

then he asked me if the girl who i was sitting next to was my lady (she was like 24 but looked young) and he did the growling thing... "shes my lady now".

then he realized that i was shaking my head and said "youve never met each other before have you?" to which i replied "no". then he starts saying how he ruined my chances and that i was just gonna make my move. it was really funny...but you probably had to be there.

ok im done now...