Does anyone else have these urges? - no. Not gay ones.

[GonzoStyle]

I got a hard on once while driving with my mom, I had the urge to just tell her how hard I was. It wasn't just a passing urge either, it continued for 40 minutes, till I got out of the car and she left. It was pounding in my head every second, begging me to yell it out.

Plus I have laughed and been thrown out of a couple funerals and am not invited to any more family funerals after the debacle with my aunt at my uncles funeral.

I constantly have the urge to choke my dog as well, just to kill it. But then she looks at me with those cute wittle puppy eyes as her paws push my hands away and I can't continue.