Does anyone else have these urges? - no. Not gay ones.

[Keyser Soze]

I constantly have the urge to choke my dog as well, just to kill it. But then she looks at me with those cute wittle puppy eyes as her paws push my hands away and I can't continue.

i don't know why, but i just had to do everything in my power just now to resist the urge to burst out laughing in the middle of my office when i got a mental image of gonzo's dog pushing his hands away from choking it.