a fun little story...

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about two years or so ago, a friend of mine was in taco bell with a bunch of friends. while there, he had to take a shit. not wanting to physically touch the taco bell toilet seat, he hovered above it, and proceeded to crap. hes not the brightest kid and didnt position his anus in the right spot, so he crapped into his pants rather than the toilet. His solution - he took off his pants and boxers, and just threw his boxers into the toilet and left the bathroom.

ok im done.