So there's this guy at work

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I love people who get like 10 personal calls over the course of the day. I told this guy's wife one time that she had to first PLUG IN the vacuum and then it will work properly. She was quite puzzled but seemed appreciative.

My operations manger would constantly get calls from his wife. I don't mean like the normal amount, I understand your spouse calling once, twice... maybe three times. But she would call about every 20 minutes and if he wasn't around she would go psychotic. He was a real tough guy, I loved workin with him cause he took no shit but when it came to his wife he was beyond whipped.

So one day he finally has it, we had a whole fucked up day, everything was going wrong. She's callin and he's sayin "I'm sorry it's a mess lemme call you back".

she calls 2 minutes later "let me call you back"

this goes on for like 30 minutes, shes callin every 2 minutes.

Finally he loses it and calls her an annoying cunt and hangs up, everyone looks at him for about 10 seconds and applauds him for finally takin a stand. He walks out for a smoke, as he walks out he's taking bows and the whole deal.

So he's gone and the she devil calls back. I answer the phone and she starts yapping about how she wants to divorce him. Then before I know it for some reason I am consoling her cause shes kinda hot and I figure maybe I get a fuck in. So I got nothin to do and I am talkin to her and she goes into really personal stuff about how hes always workin and never home and the kids miss him and then she says "and we havent had sex in 8 months!!!"

This was like a crossroad, time slowed down the whole deal... as I am trying to gather what to say and weight out all options that son of a bitch has to come back and make me feel horrible. So I get all nervous and just yell "yeah well you should be greatful to have a saint for a husband!!" and hung up.

I bet I coulda worked that pussy out and good!!