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So there's this guy at work
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-Hey did you see the moon yesterday?
-yeah, it was crescent
-yeah but did you see the color of it? It was an orange-red. I can't wait until it's just pure red.
-uh huh
[I try to get to netflix but get the MSN search page]
-hmm I wonder why the fuck I can't get to netflix
-maybe they have it blocked
-no, then I'd probably get a proxy error. Maybe netflix is down or something
-It could be netflix is down or something
-hmm.. you know what I think? I think netflix might be down ... you know, or something.
-yeah. I bought Johnny English yestrerday. It sucked, but it's a good movie to watch
-HUH??
-I also got American Wedding. You know that guy from the first one wasn't even in it. That guy that married Katie Holmes.. she's hot
-I don't know, I haven't even seen the second one
-I have that too
-So do I; I just haven't bothered to watch it.
-oh. heheheh
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[45 minutes after I get off a conference call]
-so you had 3 people on there?
-what?
you had 3 people on that case?
-yeah
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-Shit, I wanted to ask my mom to ask my dad something but now I forgot
-forgot what you were going to ask?
-yeah
-oh
-Shit, it's gonna drive me crazy now!
[2 minutes later]
-oh yeah, that's it! It was my dog's paws - one of them is all red and swollen, and the other one keeps on chewing on his.
-ah ha!!
-so did you make your bets yet for tomorrow?
-yeah
-so how much do you bet if you don't mind me asking?
-I put $50 on a 4-teamer
-wait I thought there were only 2 games
-yes, i took the over/unders on both, too
-oh. so what do you get if you win
-the 4-teamer pays 12 to 1
-wow so that's what, 1200 or something?
-no, it's 50 times 12, which would be 600.
-oh right, that's what I meant. So whoever wins tomorrow goes to the Super Bowl, right?
-yes
-who do you think's gonna win
-I took Carolina and New England
-so Carolina's in the AFC right?
-NFC
-oh right, I always forget that. 'cause there's some teams in the AFC in the east coast and some in the west and all that
-yeah, I know. It's really complicated.
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-Shit, it's only 8? I want to go home
-seriously
-you probably wanted to go home before you even woke up this morning, huh?
-well not really, seeing as how I woke up in the afternoon, and was already home anyway
-oh. heheheh
-That really didn't make any sense.
-I just m ......... ah nevermind. heheh
[very awkward silence, but well worth it as he kept quiet for a while]
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[about an hour later]
-Hey you know that South Park with Token?
-which one?
-The Cartman silly hate crime
-what about it?
-Is Token black?
-yeah.
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