So there's this guy at work

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-no, then I'd probably get a proxy error. Maybe netflix is down or something
-It could be netflix is down or something
-hmm.. you know what I think? I think netflix might be down ... you know, or something.
-yeah. I bought Johnny English yestrerday. It sucked, but it's a good movie to watch

that's just amazing, please tell me you are creating a script out of this. I would without a doubt pay to see this on film.