01-29-2004, 05:42 AM
So this is where we left off:
Me:
Trying to befriend you was a mistake. You are obviously an ass and everything I implied in my original email. Never speak to me again.
Her:
No problem buddy.
Enter the Big Dog (me pops)
To: Dad
From: Me
Well Father this may be our last communication depending on how you choose to view this situation. I have tried my best to be the fence-mender, the level-headed one, and all around decent fellow. I have shit flying at me from all angles but now I will at the very least end one of them and if you no longer choose to keep in touch with me then so be it. It is my duty to inform you that I think your roomate is the biggest asshole I have ever met...EVER. And yes I mean XXXXXX. She is bitter, narrow-minded and a grade-A moron. She has been running her mouth for too long to me over the computer and I have finally decided to put an end to it.
It's unfortunate that our lives together have been surrounded by bullshit and neurotic people but both of us are not completely blameless. I have tried my best, as you have, to build a relationship, something more befitting a father and son. We are two very different people but besides that I have generally enjoyed the brief time we have spent together as adults. What follows are my final communications with that shithead. I'm sorry to bring you into this, but I didn't ask for it either. Take care.
***all the emails I have posted above (!)******
An hour and a half later I get this....
Her:
I want to express to you how much I enjoy our friendship and would never intentionally want to destroy that and I don't believe you do either. So what do you say we wipe the slate clean of anything we said to each other that was hurtful so we can continue what I believe to be a friendship worth saving and apologize to each other and move on.
I am apologizing to you for letting the stress of our days get the better of us both. I will not send another e-mail until I receive one from you and we work through this. I really like you alot too and think very highly of you and always have but, will honor your request to not e-mail you unless you think this over and think I have some good points here and want to resume the friendship where we left off.
I don't want to be stressful to you in any way and only want you to enjoy our chats and be as helpful as I can as a friend. I would truly miss our friendship. I hope you feel the same way.
I wish we could talk in person but, I am doing the best I can to relay to you that befriending me was a good thing and not a mistake. Your my friend regardless of the outcome and you are always welcome in our home and we will both always be there for you anytime you need us. XXXXX as your dad and me as your friend.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:
Trying to befriend you was a mistake. You are obviously an ass and everything I implied in my original email. Never speak to me again.
Her:
No problem buddy.
Enter the Big Dog (me pops)
To: Dad
From: Me
Well Father this may be our last communication depending on how you choose to view this situation. I have tried my best to be the fence-mender, the level-headed one, and all around decent fellow. I have shit flying at me from all angles but now I will at the very least end one of them and if you no longer choose to keep in touch with me then so be it. It is my duty to inform you that I think your roomate is the biggest asshole I have ever met...EVER. And yes I mean XXXXXX. She is bitter, narrow-minded and a grade-A moron. She has been running her mouth for too long to me over the computer and I have finally decided to put an end to it.
It's unfortunate that our lives together have been surrounded by bullshit and neurotic people but both of us are not completely blameless. I have tried my best, as you have, to build a relationship, something more befitting a father and son. We are two very different people but besides that I have generally enjoyed the brief time we have spent together as adults. What follows are my final communications with that shithead. I'm sorry to bring you into this, but I didn't ask for it either. Take care.
***all the emails I have posted above (!)******
An hour and a half later I get this....
Her:
I want to express to you how much I enjoy our friendship and would never intentionally want to destroy that and I don't believe you do either. So what do you say we wipe the slate clean of anything we said to each other that was hurtful so we can continue what I believe to be a friendship worth saving and apologize to each other and move on.
I am apologizing to you for letting the stress of our days get the better of us both. I will not send another e-mail until I receive one from you and we work through this. I really like you alot too and think very highly of you and always have but, will honor your request to not e-mail you unless you think this over and think I have some good points here and want to resume the friendship where we left off.
I don't want to be stressful to you in any way and only want you to enjoy our chats and be as helpful as I can as a friend. I would truly miss our friendship. I hope you feel the same way.
I wish we could talk in person but, I am doing the best I can to relay to you that befriending me was a good thing and not a mistake. Your my friend regardless of the outcome and you are always welcome in our home and we will both always be there for you anytime you need us. XXXXX as your dad and me as your friend.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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