My fortune

[Galt]

It's luck. She's so out of my league, looks-wise. Remember how on TV (I'm pretty sure it happened on Brady Bunch and/or SBTB) the cool kids find dates with really ugly people and bring them to a party and then all the other cool kids have a contest to see who could bring the biggest losers, resulting in massive hurt feelings and eventually tears?

I'll be at one of those parties tomorrow