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[diceisgod]

The only food I have an aversion to are raisens. It's not that I find them completely disgusting, but I have had traumatic childhood experiences with them. My mother used to take me to a babysitter before i was old enough to start going to school. Well every morning the babysitter would give us cereal, Raisen Bran. I never ate a raisen before in my life. They have a very distinct taste and texture especially if they are in your cereal. This was too much for me to handle when I was as young as I was. Every morning that bitch would shove Raisen Bran down my fucking throat and I would gag and cry. I'd beg my mother to buy me another type of cereal so i wouldn't get tortured every morning by that cunt. But even at such a young age I learned something very valuable: They are ALL cunts. So since then I just stay away from raisens. However, I love cinnimon raisen bagels. I overcame. I am the fucking man.



Edited By diceisgod on 1076082653