2nd Annual Bowling Tourney

[Rape Fantasizer]

Who can I hire to crack Jackie's knee with a pipe?

I refuse to lose again.

While I'm sure there's quite a few people jumping at that chance, you're going to have to face it Alkey, you're destined to be beaten by me. I knocked you out of the pool tourney, and slid in while no one watching to kick your ass in the bowling tourney. Face it, I'm the queen of cheesy sports.

And, any date is good with me, I don't work on Saturdays.