My mailman tried to kill me

[Cunt-Twat]

dude, there was a 2ft pile on her porch(if this is true). what was she supposed to do?

it is true, i'm not creative enough to make up this story, i was scared to open the mail today!

Why do you know all of this about your mailman? We could have the same mailman and i wouldn't know. Why? Cause i dont care about who delivers my mail.

the reason why we know so much about our mailman is cuz he's been around forever, he used to be a nice guy, he would talk to everyone outside that he passed. i saw him in quick check once, and he asked me to help him find a card for his sister. he was a nice guy, but he's gone mad!!