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You can get those for free in brooklyn, I know atleast 2 dozen people who've married russian chicks. They marry them cause they're hot and it's pussy and the chicks get a green card and citizenship. Plus it takes a couple years now, so if she ever gets uppity you threaten her with divorce and deportation.

Then after 2 years, rinse and repeat. Plus most of them are strippers so you are gonna get a chick who will keep herself hot, if not for you atleast for work.