The Jesus Factor

[GonzoStyle]

I would but I had enough yesterday when the two people who sit by me drained any interest in discussing or hearing of religion anymore.

This one chick is a major born again and she was reading the bible, I aint say nothing at first but just to strike up a convo I asked her what she was reading even though I knew.

She says the bible, I say oh thats cool. She says "yeah I have a test this week"

a test?

Yeah I go to bible study and they give us a test on stuff we had to read that week.

So I says whats the test on this week, she says shes reading genesis and they're reading about Noah.

Now she fuckin forced it upon herself, she already pretty much knows how I am, she shouldnt have fuckin asked me what I thought of the story of Noah, SHE FUCKIN ASKED!!!

So I said it's a ok story but like most other things it makes no sense at all, the message is a good one I guess but it's just silly to believe a wino could fit every form of life on earth onto a wooden boat.

She just lost it and started with the whole "with gods help" I said "what he picked up a hammer and some nails, no he didnt fuckin help he was too busy getting ready to wipe out the rest of civilization, very nice buddy.

Then she starts calling me uneducated cause Noah wasnt a drunk and wanted me to prove it, I said Im not the jesus freak I dont quote the bible but its fuckin in there.

All day she ridicules me and made me read fuckin genesis until I found it for her and then all she says was "oh thats nonsense" and just walks away.

Shes one of those people who says god does things for a reason and puts people in places to help them and loves all.

I said pish posh, god said he wouldnt interfere anymore after the whole Noahs Ark debacle, if you actually believe the bible. I said otherwise then slavery, war, famine, the holocaust, the plauge, 9/11 and all the horrible shit thats happened was his will?

yes, he works his wonders...

WHAT WAS SO FUCKIN WONDEROUS ABOUT 9/11!!!!!!

well, he had a reason

JUST STOP AND GET BACK ON THE PHONE!!

yeah but..

YOU CANT JUST BELIEVE ONE THING IN THE BIBLE AND THEN THROW OUT SOMETHING ELSE, EITHER BELIEVE OR DONT!

Then she starts in on the 10 commandments

Yeah thanks I know about that, those were given to moses and the jews and are in the torah, you fucks just plagerized it so back off!!!