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[GonzoStyle]

I bet you don't even have to speak by this point, all you do is point and make the on/off motion with your hand

i wish. unfortunately union rules require me to say, "hey you, flick the switch".

i always need a nap afterwards.

You're actually required to say that amount of words? what the fuck do they think you are, a machine?

Wouldn't "Hey, the switch" be enough?

If it were in brooklyn i'd think "fucko, the switch" would suffice.