Suicide hotline - Do it! do it noowww!!

[Paper Boy]

I think 160 mph into a bridge embutment(sp?), no seatbelt, would do the trick.

this is a good idea but i'd do it on a bike. i would need to start one of those police chases. get all the news channels in their helicopters video taping me then i would either fly of a cliff or drive right into an abutment. i would probably have to fly out to california, i don't think i've ever seen a televised chase here in NY.