guess what i did this weekend

[GonzoStyle]

oh pish posh, i'm the only one who ever trully loved you.

the past tense in your sentence is the worst thing i have ever seen

you being an insecure bitch is the worst thing I have ever seen, what do I need to do to prove my love?

Should I show up at your new abode and stand outside your bedroom window with a boombox over my head?