So I went to the Gas Station this morning..

[GonzoStyle]

So I went to the Gas Station this morning to get my morning cup of coffee and they were debuting a new flavor..

Blueberry.

So I got my normal French Vanilla with a hint of irish cream creamer.

queers drink french vanilla, with a hint of irish cream just makes you sound even gayer.

I can almost hear you say it with your lisp, fag hag. Why don't you get your boyfriend to just cream in your coffee or cut out the middle man and just suck his cock.