07-13-2004, 05:47 PM
Why do girls carry that extra bag to work? Everyones got their laptop bag and maybe their gym bag, but girls always have that extra, brown Bath & Body Works shopping bag piled high with crap. I'm baffled.
I love the people that proudly wear their employee ID cards around their necks all day long and refuse to take it off. Its OK buddy, we're at lunch now, and that's a terrible picture of you anyway.
I love corporate Americas futile attempts at boosting employee morale. For instance, the Friday afternoon beer bash. Have you participated in one of these? You get to stop work early on Friday and hang out in a drafty conference room sipping lukewarm Heinekens with a bunch of co-workers you already spend twelve hours a day with. Um...yeah...could I, uh, just go home early instead? Because that would really make me a lot happier.
I love the people that proudly wear their employee ID cards around their necks all day long and refuse to take it off. Its OK buddy, we're at lunch now, and that's a terrible picture of you anyway.
I love corporate Americas futile attempts at boosting employee morale. For instance, the Friday afternoon beer bash. Have you participated in one of these? You get to stop work early on Friday and hang out in a drafty conference room sipping lukewarm Heinekens with a bunch of co-workers you already spend twelve hours a day with. Um...yeah...could I, uh, just go home early instead? Because that would really make me a lot happier.
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