I dunno what to think now...

[GonzoStyle]

Theres this guy I work with and he's real cool and stuff but I went to the bathroom and I noticed he was in one of the stalls. I know this cause I seen his shoes at the bottom of the stall and he wears these ugly old beige penny loafers.

Now I am at the urinal takin a piss and I hear him breathin all heavy and moaning... I thinks to myself "no fuckin way". He must not have heard me and he's all panting and I figure ok, maybe hes just havin a rough time gettin his shit out. Then as I am getting ready to go and wash my hands I hear "oh yeah baby, like that"... I am sure no one else was in the stall with him.. I mean I had some good shits but I have a sneaking suspicion he was jerking off.. so I turn on the faucet and then he stops all of sudden and I hear him say really low "fuck", so I am thinkin my assumptions may have been correct.

I know hes been havin problems with his woman at home but this is kinda ridiculous, poor bastard.

I dunno if he knew it was me but when I went outside for a smoke, he went to shake my hand and I just have him the power to the people fist and I think he knew, he hasnt spoken to me since... I feel kinda weird around him now... he's staring at me from across the room as we speak... he's still staring... ok he's walking towards me