Now I'm fucking with them in real life Part 2 - my best work yet

[diceisgod]

My Aunt T's son just IM'd me asking for help with his homework:

mycousin: yo dude i was wondering if you could answer a question for me for my sociology paper
deadlaughter2: i'll try
deadlaughter2: what's up?
mycousin: can you give me 3 reasons why you think divorce occurs so often ?
deadlaughter2: sex, money, and religion
mycousin: thanks sir!
deadlaughter2: and Grandmothers lol
mycousin: heh