Tonight i'll make my family regret their decision

[GonzoStyle]

PART 2:

So we're standing around the hotel room from hell all just miserable and uncomfortable. People obviously did not expect this and most people were really starting to bitch cause they were hungry. People expected the usual wedding and they probably didnt eat all day so they could enjoy the evening but nothing, not even an inkling that food was coming.

So theres no bar nothing and i'm askin people is there atleast something to drink? Everyones shrugging but then one person I see has a paper cup and I ask him whats he drinkin and he says water, so im thirsty and figure fine and he points me to where it is.... he points me to the lobby water cooler!!!

So the seeds of hate were already planted for me so I start goin from group to group just stirring the hate around. One group was really pissed and I really didnt know them but I overheard them talking and I joined in and introduced myself. I was like "well what do you expect from these fuckin heathens"... even though I honestly didnt believe even they would stoop this fuckin low.

So I find one person from "the family" and I walk up to him and i'm like what the fuck is with this? He just lets out a sigh cause im sure he was glad to see me. So I say well wheres the food, the drinks, the band?

He says he doesnt know when the foods coming but theres no band, I am like wtf? He says they're using that and points out a home stereo unit... wow!!!! They're gonna spin cd's on a boom box instead of having a band!! It turned out to be a kareokee type thing so they could use the mic to announce things.

My granny is uber pissed now, as nice and wonderful as she is once she gets pissed its over. She doesnt give a fuck and finds the brides grandfather who is my grannys sisters widow. She starts in on him like wtf?

He turns out to be just as upset as her, he had no clue. Turns out this was what they did. The rented this place out for like 1,000 bucks cause they knew the owner and they cheaped out on everything cause they knew no one would expect this so they'd bring the usual gifts of 150-200 per person and they were basically gonna use this to make money! They spent like 2 grand on the wedding and were planning to walk away with 10-15 grand and make a profit and fuck everyone over in the mean time.

Genius!!! I mean the reason people give gifts of 200 bucks or so is cause they know that the family spends a lot on the wedding and their seat alone is worth a 100 bucks or so.

They took advantage of that to make money off the wedding instead of spending it on the wedding!!!