Haha very funny motherfucker!!!

[GonzoStyle]

I think a lot of your vile disgusting things you wrote were fake or exaggerated like about wanting to bang your mother and being a pedophile and other stuff you've written. So I dismiss it.

Because of the logical possibility of cumming on my face, I would never point my wang toward my chin when lying on my back and beating off. There is no way that the possibility didn't cross your mind when you were doing it, and the fact that you didn't intentionally lean over on your side is terribly vexing.

You have thought about this way too much, as far as exaggeration I am sure you would really boil your face off if you had an accident like mine.

I didn't think about it, hence the term accidently and without purpose. In fact I did turn my head and still got hit, I couldn't turn to my side cause I was on the couch. I didn't have time to think cause no one is in any state of mind to contemplate action while they are jerking off. Think of all the insane shit you did before and during sex, then after you were done you were just disgusted with yourself for doing so or pissed that you now gotta clean up the mess you created.

I am sorry if I am so disgusting to you, accept my most sincere apology.

Last time I share!!!