guilty!

[GonzoStyle]

My dog made a pee pee on my blankie once and I took my mothers quilt and beat the shit outta my dog. She proceeded to hop onto the coffee table in the corner and quiver with fear as I yelled horrible obscenities at her while spitting and foaming at the mouth. I beat her about the face and body with the quilt but then she laid down and covered her little puppy head with her little puppy paws and prepared herself for death... a tear fell from my eye and I immediatly stopped beating her and walked away... in shame.

Later on though I figured whats fair is fair and I got up at night and went to the little corner she has where she sleeps on this old beach towel on some pillows and such and I peed on the towel and then I looked at her and said "now we're even".