December seventh, a date which will live in infamy

[GonzoStyle]

It was 7 years ago today that I forced my girlfriend to have an abortion, she cried afterwards and told me that we're going to hell. I said that atleast we didnt have to be bothered with a screaming shit machine who would eventually grow up to become an ungrateful fuck and end up costing me thousands in bail money and rehab... we kinda broke up after that.