So we were in chat last nite....

[Keyser Soze]

PatrickFnBateman (1:10:13 AM): it was more than your $31,000 salary
fbdlingfrg (1:10:15 AM): a bit late...
The Clear sTuFF (1:10:16 AM): i made 21 grand the one year i worked
thekmanredux (1:10:19 AM): 30,000!
The Clear sTuFF (1:10:20 AM): with only a high school degree
thekmanredux (1:10:29 AM): wow good guess though
The Clear sTuFF (1:10:41 AM): ahahah your NYU degree is worth only 9 grand more than my high school degree
The Clear sTuFF (1:10:42 AM): ahahahhahaha
The Clear sTuFF (1:10:44 AM): ahahahahahhahaha
fbdlingfrg (1:10:48 AM): ha!
thekmanredux (1:10:52 AM): i dont look at degrees in terms of money matthew
The Clear sTuFF (1:10:56 AM): you should
fbdlingfrg (1:11:06 AM): how much is my fu degree going to be worth? .03?
PatrickFnBateman (1:11:06 AM): I've made more than that in a month on multiple ocassions
thekmanredux (1:11:14 AM): at your current job
c0mputerssux (1:11:18 AM): later
thekmanredux (1:11:18 AM): ?
thekmanredux (1:11:22 AM): i know you used to be rich
PatrickFnBateman (1:11:23 AM): at my job when I was 23
PatrickFnBateman (1:11:27 AM): not at this one
thekmanredux (1:11:27 AM): i dont care
thekmanredux (1:11:31 AM): i want to know your current job
The Clear sTuFF (1:11:35 AM): he doenst have one
thekmanredux (1:11:38 AM): UGHHH
The Clear sTuFF (1:11:39 AM): DONT YOU HEAR HIM
thekmanredux (1:11:41 AM): your job 2 weeks ago
The Clear sTuFF (1:11:42 AM): GOSH
c0mputerssux (1:11:44 AM): say good bye to me
PatrickFnBateman (1:11:46 AM): my salary at my last job was $115,000 plus commission
thekmanredux (1:11:46 AM): god why is this such a secret
thekmanredux (1:11:49 AM): ok
fbdlingfrg (1:11:50 AM): nice
c0mputerssux (1:11:51 AM): I said later
thekmanredux (1:11:57 AM): that spretty rich
fbdlingfrg (1:11:57 AM): we dont care
The Clear sTuFF (1:11:57 AM): no one knows who you are, leave.
thekmanredux (1:12:00 AM): well not in manhattan
The Clear sTuFF (1:12:08 AM): wow thats pretty good
thekmanredux (1:12:10 AM): what is tyour rent like 2k a month?
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fbdlingfrg (1:12:21 AM): wrong person left...
The Clear sTuFF (1:12:22 AM): EYYYY DERE GOES DA HOAG
fbdlingfrg (1:12:30 AM): did he talk at all?
PatrickFnBateman (1:12:32 AM): My next job will probably be something along the lines of 120-150 but will be a salary and no commission. Less money, but less pressure
thekmanredux (1:12:39 AM): do you like sales?
PatrickFnBateman (1:12:43 AM): my rent is $4k but I have a roommate
thekmanredux (1:12:45 AM): i wouldnt work in sales for a million dollats
PatrickFnBateman (1:12:46 AM): I despise sales
fbdlingfrg (1:12:47 AM): fred hickman is the worst sportscenter anchor of all time
thekmanredux (1:12:56 AM): id rather make 30k the rest of my life than work in sales
thekmanredux (1:13:05 AM): why dont you get a job you actuaklly enjoy
fbdlingfrg (1:13:05 AM): my dad does sales...he hates it
The Clear sTuFF (1:13:11 AM): my dad started in sales
The Clear sTuFF (1:13:14 AM): now hes retired
thekmanredux (1:13:14 AM): making money is not that great
PatrickFnBateman (1:13:15 AM): that's becuase you are a meek person who is afraid of society
fbdlingfrg (1:13:18 AM): i add a lot to this conversation
The Clear sTuFF (1:13:23 AM): and he hates me
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thekmanredux (1:13:35 AM): galt, wouldnt you rather make less money but enjoy yoru job
PatrickFnBateman (1:13:36 AM): I quit my job two weeks ago to get a job that I will enjoy
thekmanredux (1:13:41 AM): in sales?
fbdlingfrg (1:13:42 AM): i just like to see my own words on the screen
PatrickFnBateman (1:13:46 AM): no not in sales
thekmanredux (1:13:48 AM): oh
PatrickFnBateman (1:13:49 AM): I just said I won't be in sales
thekmanredux (1:13:55 AM): what is the job
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:00 AM): i almost had to get a job that i didnt want
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:02 AM): when i worked
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:07 AM): i would have killed myself, it hink
PatrickFnBateman (1:14:13 AM): I'll either be in consulting, or I'd be doing management/training at Merrill Lynch.
fbdlingfrg (1:14:14 AM): i worked at a dunkin donuts over the summer
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:21 AM): OH MAN
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:25 AM): training at Merrill Lynch
PatrickFnBateman (1:14:25 AM): outside chance of doing investor relations consulting
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:28 AM): ripe college grads
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:29 AM): girls
fbdlingfrg (1:14:31 AM): (something else nobdoy else cares about)
thekmanredux (1:14:32 AM): you actually enjoy this stuff
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:33 AM): oh man
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:38 AM): OH MAN
fbdlingfrg (1:14:46 AM): hoochies?
PatrickFnBateman (1:14:49 AM): consulting is amazing. you learn so much.
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:50 AM): galt is lucky if he gets that job, endless vagina, even more than right now
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:59 AM): all of my professors are consultants on the side
thekmanredux (1:15:00 AM): learn about boring crap yea
PatrickFnBateman (1:15:13 AM): And of course they would love for me to bang all my employees
fbdlingfrg (1:15:21 AM): of course they do
The Clear sTuFF (1:15:26 AM): it happens
PatrickFnBateman (1:15:29 AM): yes, working with CEOs of companies is boring
fbdlingfrg (1:15:32 AM): thats training...train them not to have sex at the office
thekmanredux (1:15:49 AM): galt if you ddint lose all that money in stocks, youd be set for life right?
thekmanredux (1:15:51 AM): doesnt that suck
PatrickFnBateman (1:16:01 AM): I'm still set for life
thekmanredux (1:16:07 AM): but youre still working
thekmanredux (1:16:10 AM): or you were
thekmanredux (1:16:13 AM): and you will be
PatrickFnBateman (1:16:24 AM): Well, it's like I could have retired.
The Clear sTuFF (1:16:48 AM): he probalby hates not doing anything right now, imagine if he had to do that for the rest of his life
The Clear sTuFF (1:16:54 AM): my dad has gone insane since he stopped working
thekmanredux (1:17:01 AM): id rather do nothign than work shitty business jobs, but im not galt
The Clear sTuFF (1:17:07 AM): probably from not working / dealing with me as a son
thekmanredux (1:17:20 AM): its nice to know that you CAN do nothing
PatrickFnBateman (1:17:23 AM): I had a few hundred grand. I lost about 3/4 of it. Still more than than most people my age. And unless I had in the tens of millions, I wouldn't retire
The Clear sTuFF (1:17:44 AM): you have to work
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The Clear sTuFF (1:17:52 AM): oh god leave
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The Clear sTuFF (1:17:56 AM): LEAAAAAAAAVE
fbdlingfrg (1:17:57 AM): why are they back?
c0mputerssux (1:17:58 AM): im back
BJTiso (1:18:07 AM): wheres hummercash?
BJTiso (1:18:12 AM): wtf, im leaving
fbdlingfrg (1:18:14 AM): not here...
The Clear sTuFF (1:18:14 AM): bye
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PatrickFnBateman (1:18:17 AM): I could not work for the next year and still live my current life without a worry
PatrickFnBateman (1:18:24 AM): probably two years
thekmanredux (1:18:25 AM): me too probably
fbdlingfrg (1:18:25 AM): me too
The Clear sTuFF (1:18:29 AM): yeah me too
fbdlingfrg (1:18:31 AM): i definetely can, actually
fbdlingfrg (1:18:33 AM): and i will
thekmanredux (1:18:39 AM): im considering it
The Clear sTuFF (1:18:47 AM): i just want to work for the vermont expos
PatrickFnBateman (1:18:49 AM): I'm also much older than you little children
thekmanredux (1:18:51 AM): me too!
fbdlingfrg (1:18:54 AM): true
thekmanredux (1:18:56 AM): hey i live on my own
thekmanredux (1:19:04 AM): and pay all my billz
The Clear sTuFF (1:19:10 AM): i dont do either
PatrickFnBateman (1:19:12 AM): I've heard about your apartment in Fallujah
fbdlingfrg (1:19:13 AM): hey...i live at college...and my parents pay for a lot of stuff
The Clear sTuFF (1:19:22 AM): ahahha fallujah
thekmanredux (1:19:25 AM): its not fallujah, its tel aviv
The Clear sTuFF (1:19:37 AM): wowwwww
The Clear sTuFF (1:19:40 AM): *******8
thekmanredux (1:19:57 AM): galt, you shoudlv eseen my old upper east side apartment
thekmanredux (1:20:05 AM): THAT was fallujah
The Clear sTuFF (1:20:12 AM): was it horrendous?
thekmanredux (1:20:15 AM): ask anyone
thekmanredux (1:20:17 AM): is gomez here
PatrickFnBateman (1:20:18 AM): I didn't know you moved
thekmanredux (1:20:25 AM): i moved to queens
PatrickFnBateman (1:20:26 AM): that was the one I was talking about. That was a year ago
The Clear sTuFF (1:20:27 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (1:20:29 AM): to find his queen
The Clear sTuFF (1:20:33 AM): with his humble servent
PatrickFnBateman (1:20:36 AM): when you refused to share a cab with me
fbdlingfrg (1:20:37 AM): semi?
The Clear sTuFF (1:20:42 AM): yep
fbdlingfrg (1:20:50 AM): semi should have a talk show
fbdlingfrg (1:20:53 AM): he'd be good
The Clear sTuFF (1:20:59 AM): oh you
thekmanredux (1:20:59 AM): galt, do you care about making alot of money
fbdlingfrg (1:21:05 AM): yeah...me
SoupSoupAD (1:21:22 AM): i have a fairly easy job and i make almost 100k a year
The Clear sTuFF (1:21:32 AM): thats all you make?!?!
The Clear sTuFF (1:21:34 AM): you arent rich!!!!
The Clear sTuFF (1:21:36 AM): NOT EVEN CLOSE
thekmanredux (1:21:37 AM): its probably boring and unfulfilling though
SoupSoupAD (1:21:37 AM): no im not
SoupSoupAD (1:21:41 AM): never said i was
The Clear sTuFF (1:21:41 AM): oh wow
The Clear sTuFF (1:21:44 AM): i dont like you now
The Clear sTuFF (1:21:55 AM): its its purely beacuse you dont have money
thekmanredux (1:21:57 AM): arpi makes 6 figures working 3 hours a day!
thekmanredux (1:22:00 AM): ***************8
fbdlingfrg (1:22:05 AM): i miss arpi
The Clear sTuFF (1:22:05 AM): does your girlfriend make more than you anthony?
SoupSoupAD (1:22:06 AM): served?
PatrickFnBateman (1:22:07 AM): No. Had I stayed at Bernstein, I would have been making over in the higher upper six figures after my third year. But I didn't like the job
fbdlingfrg (1:22:10 AM): wait...no i dont
SoupSoupAD (1:22:12 AM): no my gf makes shit money
SoupSoupAD (1:22:15 AM): but works harder
SoupSoupAD (1:22:19 AM): shes an ad exec
The Clear sTuFF (1:22:27 AM): so they dont make money?
thekmanredux (1:22:27 AM): what is shit money
SoupSoupAD (1:22:31 AM): nope
PatrickFnBateman (1:22:31 AM): they make shit money? I thought they did well?
SoupSoupAD (1:22:33 AM): 50-60k
thekmanredux (1:22:40 AM): hey thats not shit monye :-(
PatrickFnBateman (1:22:41 AM): at what age?
SoupSoupAD (1:22:43 AM): shes on the agency side
The Clear sTuFF (1:22:50 AM): i was under the impression that AD EXECS make good money
thekmanredux (1:22:51 AM): id be living large at 50k
SoupSoupAD (1:22:51 AM): the client side make slightly more, but not much more
SoupSoupAD (1:22:57 AM): ad exec get paid shit
thekmanredux (1:23:09 AM): seriously, you really dont need to make more than 40k to live well
The Clear sTuFF (1:23:11 AM): maybe she just sucks
SoupSoupAD (1:23:16 AM): you have to put in a lot of years to make decent money doing advertising
PatrickFnBateman (1:23:23 AM): well, at some point Sleeper, you need to get some threads and a sweet pad if you want to bang hot chicks
SoupSoupAD (1:23:29 AM): no shes really good at what she does
thekmanredux (1:23:31 AM): thats true
SoupSoupAD (1:23:34 AM): she has huge accounts
The Clear sTuFF (1:23:37 AM): who said anything about hot chicks
SoupSoupAD (1:23:43 AM): she worked on mastercard priceless
The Clear sTuFF (1:23:46 AM): yes we know
SoupSoupAD (1:23:47 AM): l'oreal
PatrickFnBateman (1:23:50 AM): you can't live well on $40k. That's insane
thekmanredux (1:23:55 AM): i live well on 30k
SoupSoupAD (1:23:57 AM): jaguar
The Clear sTuFF (1:24:06 AM): YOU HAVE A 13 INCH TV!
The Clear sTuFF (1:24:08 AM): YOU DONT LIVE WELL
PatrickFnBateman (1:24:09 AM): what do you pay in rent, $500 a month?
thekmanredux (1:24:11 AM): 700
thekmanredux (1:24:19 AM): i dont think material posessions are that important
The Clear sTuFF (1:24:27 AM): i do
PatrickFnBateman (1:24:29 AM): that's because you don't have them
thekmanredux (1:24:34 AM): like what
thekmanredux (1:24:37 AM): what should i have
fbdlingfrg (1:24:37 AM): predictable response...
fbdlingfrg (1:24:49 AM): 6346744 inch TV
thekmanredux (1:24:55 AM): yea thatll make my life better
fbdlingfrg (1:25:00 AM): 12million watt speakers
thekmanredux (1:25:01 AM): ill wtch mroe tv and get fatter
PatrickFnBateman (1:25:05 AM): I don't own a TV
The Clear sTuFF (1:25:09 AM): whaaaaaaaaaaaat
thekmanredux (1:25:14 AM): what is a CRUCIAL material posession
thekmanredux (1:25:23 AM): the only thing i cant live without is the internet
PatrickFnBateman (1:25:24 AM): I have speakers that are probably 3 inches high
The Clear sTuFF (1:25:30 AM): girls like guys with skills
The Clear sTuFF (1:25:34 AM): numbchuck skills
PatrickFnBateman (1:25:37 AM): well my brother owns a bit TV
The Clear sTuFF (1:25:37 AM): computer hacking skills
fbdlingfrg (1:25:40 AM): or dance skills
thekmanredux (1:25:56 AM): galt, are you seriously happy based on material posessions
thekmanredux (1:25:58 AM): i dont believe that
PatrickFnBateman (1:26:06 AM): No. I'm not. I never said I was.
thekmanredux (1:26:12 AM): so why are we arguing!
PatrickFnBateman (1:26:12 AM): You listen like Mavric.
The Clear sTuFF (1:26:15 AM): im not happy based on them, but they are important to me
PatrickFnBateman (1:26:24 AM): I have said that I qujt my sales job because I didn't like it
The Clear sTuFF (1:26:29 AM): what makes me happy are my friends, and girls and KIRK from wackbag.com
thekmanredux (1:26:34 AM): well you said you cant live well on 40k, i definitely can
thekmanredux (1:26:42 AM): infact, i can even buy lots of cool shit with 40k
PatrickFnBateman (1:26:46 AM): that I am going to be taking a 50% pay cut to get out of sales
The Clear sTuFF (1:26:47 AM): you made a general statement
The Clear sTuFF (1:26:52 AM): when you said YOU
The Clear sTuFF (1:26:55 AM): thats based on YOUR needs
The Clear sTuFF (1:26:57 AM): not on the general publics
The Clear sTuFF (1:27:05 AM): ya dig?
thekmanredux (1:27:14 AM): the general public makes less than 40k
PatrickFnBateman (1:27:26 AM): 40k. Lose about half of it in taxes. So you're down to about 25k Net (at best)
fbdlingfrg (1:27:27 AM): its twice the poverty level
thekmanredux (1:27:58 AM): i seriously have more savings than i know what to do with making 30k, all i want is a fun job, i could care less about the money
thekmanredux (1:28:04 AM): COULDNT
thekmanredux (1:28:05 AM): SORRY
PatrickFnBateman (1:28:16 AM): You pay $8500 in rent
thekmanredux (1:28:23 AM): so what, thats my choice
PatrickFnBateman (1:28:46 AM): probably another 2000 in electricity, heat, cable
thekmanredux (1:28:50 AM): 0
thekmanredux (1:28:59 AM): cable + internet is 70 a month
thekmanredux (1:29:01 AM): so 840
PatrickFnBateman (1:29:34 AM): So about $16,000 net with your job after those expenses
thekmanredux (1:29:43 AM): yea, what the hell do i even do with it
PatrickFnBateman (1:29:52 AM): forgetting buying any cool shit, do you ever go out and do stuff?
thekmanredux (1:29:54 AM): i just waste it on blackjack and football bets
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thekmanredux (1:30:05 AM): ocassionally, id like abetter social life!
The Clear sTuFF (1:30:09 AM): no he doesnt, maybe you should take him out for a night on the town!
thekmanredux (1:30:20 AM): i can certainly afford to go out
PatrickFnBateman (1:30:21 AM): He already blew me off once
The Clear sTuFF (1:30:34 AM): sleeper and galts night out
PatrickFnBateman (1:30:49 AM): it's like $100 a night on weekends
thekmanredux (1:31:00 AM): well i dont really like bars
PatrickFnBateman (1:31:04 AM): go out on dates, dinners, drinks, movies, shows. It's fucking expensive
thekmanredux (1:31:48 AM): i could afford that making 40k
PatrickFnBateman (1:31:51 AM): I don't really spend money on material stuff. I probably go clothes shopping once or twice a year, I don't buy music or movies. The expensive part is rent and taking people
PatrickFnBateman (1:32:08 AM): Ever go on vacation?
thekmanredux (1:32:15 AM): yea i just went to atlantic city
PatrickFnBateman (1:32:22 AM): real vacation
The Clear sTuFF (1:32:22 AM): thats not a vacation!!!!
thekmanredux (1:32:23 AM): haha
PatrickFnBateman (1:32:27 AM): where you have to get on a plane
thekmanredux (1:32:27 AM): not recently :-(
SoupSoupAD (1:32:33 AM): ha
The Clear sTuFF (1:32:39 AM): shut up anthony you non 6 figure making loser!
SoupSoupAD (1:32:41 AM): thats what money buys you
thekmanredux (1:32:47 AM): i can afford a plane trip
The Clear sTuFF (1:32:48 AM): go to your shore house
The Clear sTuFF (1:32:53 AM): with tommy
The Clear sTuFF (1:32:57 AM): and his cheeeze bawlz
SoupSoupAD (1:32:59 AM): you can do a lot with a little under six figures matthew
The Clear sTuFF (1:33:07 AM): listen you have dissapointed me
PatrickFnBateman (1:33:09 AM): your mission: You are to go on vacation with a female in the summer of '05
The Clear sTuFF (1:33:09 AM): just get over it
PatrickFnBateman (1:33:11 AM): make it happen
SoupSoupAD (1:33:14 AM): i dont care
The Clear sTuFF (1:33:16 AM): oooo thats a good mission
thekmanredux (1:33:16 AM): its not gonna happen
fbdlingfrg (1:33:23 AM): thats a hard mission
PatrickFnBateman (1:33:23 AM): not with that attitude
fbdlingfrg (1:33:35 AM): its hard to go to a movie with a female in the summer of 05
PatrickFnBateman (1:33:36 AM): not really. I didn't say you have to love her
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The Clear sTuFF (1:33:46 AM): yeah even if she is using you
The Clear sTuFF (1:33:51 AM): yeah i know your girlfriend is hot, whatever
PatrickFnBateman (1:33:59 AM): I am single now as well. No mormon fake titted girls
thekmanredux (1:33:59 AM): i dont have the looks/money combination that galt has
SoupSoupAD (1:34:02 AM): no she isnt
SoupSoupAD (1:34:03 AM): she is fat
PatrickFnBateman (1:34:04 AM): I have nothing
SoupSoupAD (1:34:07 AM): and has a jew nose
The Clear sTuFF (1:34:13 AM): i had a girlfriend that was hot and loved the mets also, she is a fucking psycho
thekmanredux (1:34:18 AM): you are a good looking guy with a lot of money, of course you can get laid
PatrickFnBateman (1:34:23 AM): I'm ugly and fat with busted up teeth
The Clear sTuFF (1:34:24 AM): I AM NOT A GOOD LOOKING UY
The Clear sTuFF (1:34:27 AM): AND I GET GIRLS
The Clear sTuFF (1:34:31 AM): and it has nothing to do with money
thekmanredux (1:34:33 AM): you have PERSONALITy
SoupSoupAD (1:34:37 AM): you dont have to be good looking to get girls
thekmanredux (1:34:40 AM): i have none of these things
SoupSoupAD (1:34:40 AM): you need a rap
The Clear sTuFF (1:34:41 AM): yeah well...you have one also
SoupSoupAD (1:34:42 AM): thats it
SoupSoupAD (1:34:45 AM): you need to have balls
thekmanredux (1:34:46 AM): no...i dont
fbdlingfrg (1:34:47 AM): but his is crappy
SoupSoupAD (1:34:50 AM): you need confidence
The Clear sTuFF (1:34:52 AM): shut up dennis you mnake everyone laugh
SoupSoupAD (1:34:54 AM): thats all you need
The Clear sTuFF (1:34:56 AM): IMMA GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
thekmanredux (1:34:57 AM): on the internet!
fbdlingfrg (1:35:01 AM): confidence is a hard thing
PatrickFnBateman (1:35:05 AM): you have personality, just are just a pussy and refuse to go out there
thekmanredux (1:35:11 AM): haha
The Clear sTuFF (1:35:18 AM): just be an idiot, if 56 people think youa re a moron, but one girl doesnt
The Clear sTuFF (1:35:20 AM): thats all that matters
The Clear sTuFF (1:35:25 AM): THATS ALL THAT MATTERS
The Clear sTuFF (1:35:28 AM): JUST ONE
PatrickFnBateman (1:35:28 AM): I was very meek in high school and college, and that's why I forced myself to go into sales and come out of my shell.
SoupSoupAD (1:35:29 AM): exactly
SoupSoupAD (1:35:33 AM): power in numbers
The Clear sTuFF (1:35:45 AM): remember the speech danny oshea gave to the little giants at halftime
The Clear sTuFF (1:35:48 AM): when the cowboy were killing them
thekmanredux (1:35:49 AM): i definetly have forced myself to talk to girls in the last year, and it didnt work out
thekmanredux (1:35:50 AM): so there
The Clear sTuFF (1:35:50 AM): ONE RACE
fbdlingfrg (1:35:59 AM): this one time, i beat my brother down the hill
fbdlingfrg (1:36:01 AM): one time
The Clear sTuFF (1:36:04 AM): ONET IME
The Clear sTuFF (1:36:06 AM): ONE TIME!!!
The Clear sTuFF (1:36:11 AM): and then ICEBOX COMES
The Clear sTuFF (1:36:12 AM): saves the day
fbdlingfrg (1:36:12 AM): ONE TIME!
fbdlingfrg (1:36:22 AM): so sleeper is gonna fuck icebox?
PatrickFnBateman (1:36:31 AM): you missed out on the "fake Xmas shopping for a sister and asking hot girls their opinions on clothes" time.
PatrickFnBateman (1:36:38 AM): that's a fucking money move.
thekmanredux (1:37:03 AM): my mov is forcing internet girls to make out with me
PatrickFnBateman (1:37:12 AM): I stumbled across that onces when I actually had a girlfriend and was amazed at its effectiveness
PatrickFnBateman (1:37:27 AM): I bet Ikeaboy is even getting laid.
The Clear sTuFF (1:37:33 AM): oh god one bad experience
The Clear sTuFF (1:37:33 AM): no hes not
The Clear sTuFF (1:37:35 AM): hes definitely not
fbdlingfrg (1:37:41 AM): ikea is dead
thekmanredux (1:37:42 AM): yea ive met him, hes not
fbdlingfrg (1:37:46 AM): he killed himself years ago
PatrickFnBateman (1:38:11 AM): certainly, you're going out for New Year's right?
fbdlingfrg (1:38:18 AM): i'm getting laid...serriously...why are you all looking at me like that?
PatrickFnBateman (1:38:19 AM): It's shameful if you don't
thekmanredux (1:38:30 AM): i am going to george's party
PatrickFnBateman (1:39:02 AM): Will there be new girls there?
The Clear sTuFF (1:39:07 AM): whoa fbd is not getting laid
The Clear sTuFF (1:39:08 AM): cmon now
thekmanredux (1:39:09 AM): no just old ones that rejected me
PatrickFnBateman (1:39:11 AM): and does everyone promise not to talk about a board
The Clear sTuFF (1:39:11 AM): CMON NOW
SoupSoupAD (1:39:20 AM): non message board girls?
fbdlingfrg (1:39:27 AM): how'd you figure out my ruse?
fbdlingfrg (1:39:30 AM): i lie so well
thekmanredux (1:39:38 AM): there are non message board girls?
PatrickFnBateman (1:39:41 AM): I think you and a guy friend should get drunk and do one of those speed dating things. They're hilarious
SoupSoupAD (1:39:42 AM): btw im posting this entire chat on the board
thekmanredux (1:39:48 AM): do it
The Clear sTuFF (1:39:50 AM): i hope you dont mistake this is me trying to like tell you to get laid or anything, this is me frustrated that you dont think its possible
PatrickFnBateman (1:39:50 AM): fine with me
thekmanredux (1:40:06 AM): i do think its possible
thekmanredux (1:40:11 AM): i didnt even start this convo
SoupSoupAD (1:40:16 AM): sorry , we really need some board material, its dead lately
SoupSoupAD (1:40:29 AM): we should team up with dot net and join their anti wackbag crusade
PatrickFnBateman (1:40:31 AM): Sleeper reminds me of me when I was in my early 20s
thekmanredux (1:40:34 AM): what board materia would come out of this
fbdlingfrg (1:40:38 AM): its been dead for a year and a half now
SoupSoupAD (1:40:42 AM): that should make for some decent posts
The Clear sTuFF (1:40:48 AM): yeah cdih sucks
The Clear sTuFF (1:40:48 AM): close it
The Clear sTuFF (1:40:49 AM): who cares
thekmanredux (1:40:59 AM): nothing that wasnt public knowledge was said ehre
PatrickFnBateman (1:40:59 AM): the difference is I went into a job that forced me to come out of my shell or not eat
PatrickFnBateman (1:41:29 AM): just have confidence and tell stories and be loud. People love it
The Clear sTuFF (1:41:39 AM): ok heres what you do...this is how i got my last girlfriend
fbdlingfrg (1:41:55 AM): rape?
The Clear sTuFF (1:41:56 AM): i played in the town softball league...and there was this 17 year old girl, and she for some reason thought i was hot
thekmanredux (1:42:00 AM): see
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:02 AM): and i thought she was older than 17
thekmanredux (1:42:05 AM): no girl has ever thought i was hot
PatrickFnBateman (1:42:07 AM): I met a girl at a party last weekend who I actually said, "I know a guy who would be perfect for you" She was talking about Saved by the Bell for like an hour. She knew everything
thekmanredux (1:42:09 AM): you are alreaydy ahead
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:12 AM): NO GIRL HAS EVER THOUGHT I WAS HOT EITHER
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:15 AM): JUST THIS ONE
thekmanredux (1:42:17 AM): well this one did
thekmanredux (1:42:19 AM): 1-0
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:24 AM): yeah ONE THAT I NEVER THOUGHT I HAD A CHANCE WITH
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:27 AM): ENDED UP BEING OBSESSED WITH ME
fbdlingfrg (1:42:29 AM): ONE TIME
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:31 AM): WITHOUT ME EVEN KNOWING
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:39 AM): she had to ask me to hang out, i didnt even consider it
thekmanredux (1:42:41 AM): so whats the point of your story
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:45 AM): IT TAKES ONE TIME
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:47 AM): ONE
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:48 AM): THATS ALL
PatrickFnBateman (1:42:55 AM): it's all about confidence.
SoupSoupAD (1:43:08 AM): sleeper you have convinced yourself you cant get laid, its a myth
The Clear sTuFF (1:43:09 AM): yeah i was quite confident once we were in the movies and she was grabbing at my dick
PatrickFnBateman (1:43:15 AM): I don't think women are as superficial lookswise as guys are
thekmanredux (1:43:16 AM): i never convinced myself of anything
SoupSoupAD (1:43:18 AM): anyone can get laid
The Clear sTuFF (1:43:24 AM): yeah hes never said that he cant get laid
SoupSoupAD (1:43:25 AM): anyone can pick up a girl
thekmanredux (1:43:25 AM): WHEN DID I SAY I CANT GET LAID
thekmanredux (1:43:27 AM): JESUS
SoupSoupAD (1:43:28 AM): you just need to try
The Clear sTuFF (1:43:31 AM): shut up keyser
fbdlingfrg (1:43:31 AM): just now
thekmanredux (1:43:33 AM): STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH
The Clear sTuFF (1:43:33 AM): you arent helping
The Clear sTuFF (1:43:38 AM): yeah guyz
The Clear sTuFF (1:43:39 AM): stop
The Clear sTuFF (1:43:46 AM): galt is the only one making sense
fbdlingfrg (1:43:50 AM): thekmanredux (1:43:31 AM): ... I CANT GET LAID
PatrickFnBateman (1:43:57 AM): oh SNAP!
fbdlingfrg (1:43:57 AM): see?
thekmanredux (1:44:01 AM): i defiently did not say that
fbdlingfrg (1:44:04 AM): i can quote things
SoupSoupAD (1:44:06 AM): **********************8
The Clear sTuFF (1:44:08 AM): he never sai that
thekmanredux (1:44:38 AM): i hate when this conversation starts and i get the same advice ive gotten 3324 times
PatrickFnBateman (1:44:51 AM): OK, here's something that has never been on the board. I didn't get laid until after I was out of college
PatrickFnBateman (1:44:54 AM): there I said it
The Clear sTuFF (1:44:55 AM): what?!
thekmanredux (1:44:56 AM): i know that
fbdlingfrg (1:44:59 AM): i get the same adivce from my friends weekly...just smile and nod
The Clear sTuFF (1:44:59 AM): WHAT?
thekmanredux (1:45:02 AM): youve posted about that
The Clear sTuFF (1:45:09 AM): i dont believe it
PatrickFnBateman (1:45:18 AM): why? You've never even met me
fbdlingfrg (1:45:20 AM): they never give up, they mean well, but you'll always here it
thekmanredux (1:45:27 AM): i do, there are a lot of people my age that are virgins, they just dont publicize it
fbdlingfrg (1:45:27 AM): hear
The Clear sTuFF (1:45:28 AM): thats true, i just dont believe it
The Clear sTuFF (1:45:45 AM): ok ill admit something also
The Clear sTuFF (1:45:48 AM): i love kelly clarksons new song.
thekmanredux (1:46:11 AM): im not at all embarassed to be a virgin, id rather have a girlfriend thatn a quick fuck
PatrickFnBateman (1:46:13 AM): I got out of college, was forced to come out of my shell and be assertive professionally, and that helped me be assertive and confident personally
The Clear sTuFF (1:46:28 AM): i agree with dennis on that one also
fbdlingfrg (1:46:35 AM): me too
The Clear sTuFF (1:46:38 AM): i do NOT like sleeping with girls i dont care about
The Clear sTuFF (1:46:39 AM): at ALL
fbdlingfrg (1:46:43 AM): thats why i dont find a certain classmate
thekmanredux (1:46:49 AM): im sure i would hate it too, id find it really awkward
PatrickFnBateman (1:46:50 AM): well who wouldn't rather have a serious girlfriend rather than a quick fuck
The Clear sTuFF (1:46:59 AM): a lot of guys
The Clear sTuFF (1:47:01 AM): my friends
PatrickFnBateman (1:47:02 AM): but who also wouldn't have a quick fuck rather than no fuck?
fbdlingfrg (1:47:03 AM): almost any guy in college
thekmanredux (1:47:03 AM): sayin, its not worthh stressing over not getting laid by random skanks
PatrickFnBateman (1:47:17 AM): that's true
SoupSoupAD (1:47:22 AM): sex with no strings attached isnt all that bad
PatrickFnBateman (1:47:24 AM): but I'm not talking about getting laid
The Clear sTuFF (1:47:25 AM): yes it is
thekmanredux (1:47:26 AM): in college all i cared about was that im not getting laid and it didnt do shit for me
The Clear sTuFF (1:47:27 AM): shut up faggot
PatrickFnBateman (1:47:36 AM): especially if she's a squirter
SoupSoupAD (1:47:39 AM): it can be fun when you're single
The Clear sTuFF (1:47:41 AM): keyser you dont even get the point here
The Clear sTuFF (1:47:48 AM): thats why your advice doesnt help dennis
The Clear sTuFF (1:47:50 AM): and he gets pissed
PatrickFnBateman (1:47:51 AM): why does WBK hate Keyser?
SoupSoupAD (1:47:56 AM): i know but dont knock casual sex
The Clear sTuFF (1:48:01 AM): i am knocking it
SoupSoupAD (1:48:04 AM): he doesnt hate me, he loves me
thekmanredux (1:48:05 AM): i dotn knock it, its just not for me
The Clear sTuFF (1:48:12 AM): i have it when i am home, and i feel like shit afterwards
The Clear sTuFF (1:48:21 AM): at school last year i had it a few times, and i hated sharing a bed afterwards
SoupSoupAD (1:48:29 AM): sure sex in a commited relationship is great
thekmanredux (1:48:29 AM): if its good for other people, thats great, i shouldnt have to have pressure put on me to fuck random people
PatrickFnBateman (1:48:37 AM): think of it this way: When you find a girl that you actually like, you're going to want to make her feel good. that is learned in practice
SoupSoupAD (1:48:40 AM): yeah sharing the bed after does suck
The Clear sTuFF (1:48:50 AM): DURING..its great
The Clear sTuFF (1:48:50 AM): after
The Clear sTuFF (1:48:53 AM): AWKWARD
SoupSoupAD (1:48:55 AM): no you shouldnt have to fuck anyone
PatrickFnBateman (1:48:57 AM): when I have casual sex that's when I try out the new shit
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:08 AM): yeah thats true, when i have casual sex i know the person im with a is a whore
thekmanredux (1:49:08 AM): then why is my virginity always such a big deal here
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:10 AM): in bed
thekmanredux (1:49:11 AM): i NEVER bring it up
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:16 AM): it didnt start as that
thekmanredux (1:49:17 AM): its always someone else
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:18 AM): someone changed it to that
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:21 AM): (keyser)
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:30 AM): i just talked about girls in general
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:31 AM): no sex
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:37 AM): ANTHONY ALWAYS BRINGS UP THE VIRGINITY
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:40 AM): WHICH IS UNIMPORTANT
SoupSoupAD (1:49:46 AM): i never bring it up
PatrickFnBateman (1:49:49 AM): my point isn't virginity. My point is being confident and assertive
thekmanredux (1:49:50 AM): it really is, id be just as unhappy right now if i wasnt a virgin
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:51 AM): it frustrates ME WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:57 AM): you = keyser
SoupSoupAD (1:50:01 AM): ha
SoupSoupAD (1:50:06 AM): i never bring it up!
The Clear sTuFF (1:50:13 AM): obviously if he cared about getting laid, he woul dhave got laid by now, i undrstand his frustration
PatrickFnBateman (1:50:21 AM): You have some confidence in yourself and it it changes everything. You obviously have the personality
thekmanredux (1:50:27 AM): galt, shut up
The Clear sTuFF (1:50:27 AM): he should have confidence
thekmanredux (1:50:34 AM): youve said that 2332 times alreayd
thekmanredux (1:50:37 AM): its really not the issue
fbdlingfrg (1:50:39 AM): people with confidence dont understand us
SoupSoupAD (1:50:58 AM): some people are just introverted
PatrickFnBateman (1:51:01 AM): you get more confidence you get a better social life you get more guy friends, more girl friends, more opportunities to meet someone you actually like
PatrickFnBateman (1:51:12 AM): confidence doesn't mean you are extroverted
thekmanredux (1:51:15 AM): i dont obviously have anything, i have a lot of social issues, mainly not feeling emotionally attached to people enough to try to fuck themn
SoupSoupAD (1:51:17 AM): you need to put yourself out there
The Clear sTuFF (1:51:23 AM): shut up keyser you stud
SoupSoupAD (1:51:36 AM): we all have insecurities
thekmanredux (1:51:42 AM): yea really, i dont want advice from keyser
The Clear sTuFF (1:51:43 AM): another thing though, girls are horrendous
PatrickFnBateman (1:51:45 AM): I hate people
SoupSoupAD (1:51:47 AM): you have to learn to look past them
The Clear sTuFF (1:51:48 AM): girls are the WORST
The Clear sTuFF (1:52:02 AM): if you know 20000 girls, 99% of them are horrendous humans
thekmanredux (1:52:06 AM): galt, you still try to fuck girls you dont like. i dont have any interest in doing that
SoupSoupAD (1:52:16 AM): look at how catty girls are in groups
PatrickFnBateman (1:52:19 AM): who ever said that?
PatrickFnBateman (1:52:25 AM): I don't fuck girls I dislike
SoupSoupAD (1:52:27 AM): men are much better people in group situations
The Clear sTuFF (1:52:33 AM): and i know for a fact a GIRL IS READING THIS AND NOT SAYING ANYTHING
thekmanredux (1:52:36 AM): you post everytime you fuck a girl
thekmanredux (1:52:38 AM): me too
PatrickFnBateman (1:52:46 AM): That's not true
thekmanredux (1:52:50 AM): shes enjoying this
SoupSoupAD (1:53:07 AM): shes asleep
PatrickFnBateman (1:53:10 AM): I think I did that like twice and once was because of the anal
The Clear sTuFF (1:53:11 AM): dennis, girls our age are HORRIFIC
thekmanredux (1:53:12 AM): no shes reading
SoupSoupAD (1:53:27 AM): ive yet to have anal sex
The Clear sTuFF (1:53:28 AM): absolutely beyond fucking crazy
thekmanredux (1:53:29 AM): galt seriously though, i get your point
The Clear sTuFF (1:53:33 AM): haha that sucks for you keyser
SoupSoupAD (1:53:36 AM): :-(
SoupSoupAD (1:53:40 AM): is it good?
PatrickFnBateman (1:53:46 AM): No.
PatrickFnBateman (1:53:52 AM): I don't know what all the fuss is about
The Clear sTuFF (1:53:54 AM): its nothing special unless the girl likes it
The Clear sTuFF (1:54:04 AM): its nothing special on the penis, its just maybe the girl likes it or something it helps
PatrickFnBateman (1:54:22 AM): it's tight for like a milion of an inch and then just a wide open cavity
The Clear sTuFF (1:54:29 AM): and if the girl isnt clean
The Clear sTuFF (1:54:35 AM): ugh
PatrickFnBateman (1:54:38 AM): I'll never try it again.
fbdlingfrg (1:54:40 AM): poopy dick?
The Clear sTuFF (1:54:44 AM): no poopy dick but poopy smell
PatrickFnBateman (1:54:50 AM): I did the ATM to the girl too
PatrickFnBateman (1:54:52 AM): that was great
The Clear sTuFF (1:54:58 AM): condom or no condom?
fbdlingfrg (1:55:05 AM): the atm?
The Clear sTuFF (1:55:08 AM): ass to mouth
fbdlingfrg (1:55:10 AM): ah
PatrickFnBateman (1:55:12 AM): yeah, no rubber. That was bad. I was drunk
The Clear sTuFF (1:55:15 AM): OH GOD
fbdlingfrg (1:55:27 AM): how did she let you do that?
The Clear sTuFF (1:55:29 AM): one time a girl perioided all over me whhile i had a rubber on, i still think i have aids.
The Clear sTuFF (1:55:42 AM): ive done it, but with condom, some girls get off on degrading stuff
PatrickFnBateman (1:55:45 AM): I had run out. I banged her once with my last rubber, so then I flipped her over
The Clear sTuFF (1:56:08 AM): ive never had sex without a condom, i dont want warts growing on my dick or a child
fbdlingfrg (1:56:11 AM): and then sucked the thing from her ass...oh yeah. good
PatrickFnBateman (1:56:12 AM): I figure if I didn't finish in her, then it wouldn't be a problem. It was a really retarded decision. But we were both trashed
thekmanredux (1:56:26 AM): you have kids
The Clear sTuFF (1:56:30 AM): i still think the reason that my latest girlfriend wont speak to me is because i got her pregnant
The Clear sTuFF (1:56:34 AM): and she just doesnt want me to know
The Clear sTuFF (1:56:54 AM): damn she was hot, i wish she would speak to me
thekmanredux (1:56:55 AM): the why i hate italians girl?
thekmanredux (1:56:59 AM): what happened there
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:00 AM): eah
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:01 AM): yeah
SoupSoupAD (1:57:01 AM): condoms smell awful
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:02 AM): pizza kid
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:05 AM): so do you, shut up
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:11 AM): WHO SMELLS CONDOMS?!?!
fbdlingfrg (1:57:12 AM): ZING
thekmanredux (1:57:12 AM): she just stopped talking to you all of a sudden?
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:15 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:17 AM): all of a sudden
thekmanredux (1:57:20 AM): no explanantion?
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:22 AM): not one
thekmanredux (1:57:25 AM): god taht sucks
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:34 AM): i came home a day early for the jewish holidays, because she wanted to see me
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:35 AM): i got home
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:38 AM): she didnt answer my calls
SoupSoupAD (1:57:39 AM): you can smell condoms during sex sometimes
PatrickFnBateman (1:57:45 AM): but that was one of the reason that casual sex is good. You do things with them that you'd never try with someone you actually care about. I'd never try anal or athreesome with someone I saw myself with long term
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:46 AM): didnt answer any the next day
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:48 AM): or the next
SoupSoupAD (1:57:49 AM): i havent worn a condom in 2 years tho
SoupSoupAD (1:57:53 AM): my gf is on the pill
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:56 AM): and has answered twice
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:58 AM): in the last 3 months
thekmanredux (1:58:05 AM): why do you keep calliing?!?!?1
The Clear sTuFF (1:58:08 AM): i dont
The Clear sTuFF (1:58:14 AM): i called like 5 times since that first weekend
The Clear sTuFF (1:58:16 AM): 2 times got answered
thekmanredux (1:58:21 AM): you really thing she got pregnat??
thekmanredux (1:58:25 AM): did the condom break or somethign
SoupSoupAD (1:58:32 AM): i got an email today from an distant ex girlfriend
The Clear sTuFF (1:58:33 AM): it might have i dont know, she used to make me nut in her with the condom on
SoupSoupAD (1:58:38 AM): "PS- I was going to apologize for the totally innapproprate comment of "taking advantage of the situation" when we were together last... but since you agree, I am glad I mentioned it. Man... one of us really needed to get a hold of that situation. What were we thinking being shy after all that time? Silly kids... =)) "
thekmanredux (1:58:53 AM): huh
SoupSoupAD (1:59:03 AM): thats how she ended the email
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:03 AM): no one cares, everyone wants to hear about the 17/18 year old i was sinking it in 4 times a day
SoupSoupAD (1:59:09 AM): ha
thekmanredux (1:59:09 AM): yea
SoupSoupAD (1:59:11 AM): go on
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:18 AM): she just stopped speaking to me
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:21 AM): crazy
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:23 AM): insane
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:23 AM): nuts
PatrickFnBateman (1:59:34 AM): until she cheated on you with a guy with a bigger dick and now has no reason to talk to you anymore
SoupSoupAD (1:59:38 AM): maybe she used you like a whore
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:41 AM): yeah she definitely did cheat on me
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:50 AM): but id just like to HEAR IT FROM HER so i can move on
thekmanredux (1:59:56 AM): yea i can see that
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:57 AM): well like mentally move on
The Clear sTuFF (2:00:00 AM): closure
The Clear sTuFF (2:00:24 AM): i told her that staying togehter when i went away to school was a dumb thing to do beacuse she was going to find another guy
The Clear sTuFF (2:00:27 AM): i told her right to her face
thekmanredux (2:00:32 AM): typical rockland
The Clear sTuFF (2:00:40 AM): so i knew it was going to happen
PatrickFnBateman (2:00:43 AM): I hate having lingering feelings for my old girlfriend. I wish she'd just die
thekmanredux (2:00:54 AM): i thought you hated everyone!
The Clear sTuFF (2:00:55 AM): and i am best friends with my high school girlfriend
The Clear sTuFF (2:01:02 AM): she goes to school 5 minutes from me
PatrickFnBateman (2:01:04 AM): I do hate most people
thekmanredux (2:01:08 AM): pussy
The Clear sTuFF (2:01:11 AM): galt, do you know where winchester is?
The Clear sTuFF (2:01:12 AM): in mas
The Clear sTuFF (2:01:13 AM): s
PatrickFnBateman (2:01:21 AM): there's like 5 people in my life who I keep in touchw ith
PatrickFnBateman (2:01:27 AM): yeah, it's where my mom was born
The Clear sTuFF (2:01:30 AM): oh
PatrickFnBateman (2:01:34 AM): I used to work in Woburn
thekmanredux (2:01:37 AM): i keep in touch with 3 non-internet people
The Clear sTuFF (2:01:45 AM): my girlfriend from high school dumped me and started to date a kid that doenst go to school and is an electrician
fbdlingfrg (2:01:46 AM): thats kinda sad
The Clear sTuFF (2:01:51 AM): awful
thekmanredux (2:02:03 AM): fbd youll see when you graduate
The Clear sTuFF (2:02:07 AM): but im happier with her
The Clear sTuFF (2:02:15 AM): than i am with the ex who dumped me for NO REASON
PatrickFnBateman (2:02:19 AM): he probably makes more than $40k as an electrician
The Clear sTuFF (2:02:31 AM): yeah i dont care i got dumped for an electrician is how i look at it
The Clear sTuFF (2:02:38 AM): and he is the complete polar opposite of me
The Clear sTuFF (2:02:41 AM): but they broke up now
The Clear sTuFF (2:02:58 AM): yeah those are my 2 girlfriends
The Clear sTuFF (2:03:01 AM): both blonde italians
PatrickFnBateman (2:03:07 AM): the next boyfriend/girlfriend is often the polar opposite of the previous
thekmanredux (2:03:16 AM): ok freud
PatrickFnBateman (2:03:21 AM): It's true
The Clear sTuFF (2:03:22 AM): thats true, because my girlfriend this summer was completely the opposite of my other one
PatrickFnBateman (2:03:24 AM): at least for me
The Clear sTuFF (2:03:24 AM): its absolutely true
The Clear sTuFF (2:03:33 AM): my first gf hated sports, this one is a college athlete
SoupSoupAD (2:03:36 AM): i think galt is right
The Clear sTuFF (2:03:38 AM): my first gf was not a freak in bed, this one was
SoupSoupAD (2:03:41 AM): thats pretty accurate
PatrickFnBateman (2:03:45 AM): you hate certain things about one and so you look forsomeone completely different
fbdlingfrg (2:04:10 AM): i'd be happy with any gf right about now...doesnt matter if its my first one again
PatrickFnBateman (2:04:26 AM): The girl I went out with in Grad school was amazing, but she could be a real negative bitch. So my next girlfriend was like 22, dumb as a post, but always in the best mood.
fbdlingfrg (2:04:27 AM): of course...3 years will do that to you
The Clear sTuFF (2:04:37 AM): yeah 3 years with the same girl fbd?
fbdlingfrg (2:04:43 AM): 3 years single
The Clear sTuFF (2:04:44 AM): oh
The Clear sTuFF (2:04:48 AM): how many years with her?
fbdlingfrg (2:04:57 AM): 2 months
The Clear sTuFF (2:04:58 AM): oh
The Clear sTuFF (2:05:03 AM): so go bang taylor
thekmanredux (2:05:03 AM): fbd is almost as sad as me
fbdlingfrg (2:05:05 AM): not exactly much
fbdlingfrg (2:05:12 AM): almost...but not quite. HA
fbdlingfrg (2:05:19 AM): i dont know what dorm she's in
The Clear sTuFF (2:05:20 AM): hey i was with my girl this summer for four months, but we spent almost every day we could with each other
SoupSoupAD (2:05:28 AM): my last ex was psychotic, my current gf is so mellow and easy going
The Clear sTuFF (2:05:30 AM): i spent more nights in the same bed as her, over night, then i did in 2 and a half years with my other ex
The Clear sTuFF (2:05:57 AM): but i would often forget that she is only 17 almost 18 years old at the time
The Clear sTuFF (2:06:09 AM): so yeah she was not so smart
The Clear sTuFF (2:06:12 AM): shes a dummy actually
SoupSoupAD (2:06:16 AM): hs
fbdlingfrg (2:06:17 AM): nice
The Clear sTuFF (2:06:19 AM): and my other ex is brilliant, deans list in college
The Clear sTuFF (2:06:27 AM): complete opposties
PatrickFnBateman (2:06:43 AM): So my theory is 100% right and Sleeper is to apologize
SoupSoupAD (2:06:45 AM): i never really dated any dumb girls
The Clear sTuFF (2:06:46 AM): i know that the girl from this summer started seeing another guy, and he recently broke her heart.
thekmanredux (2:06:50 AM): well who am i to talk
The Clear sTuFF (2:06:51 AM): and she is miserable
SoupSoupAD (2:06:52 AM): ive fucked dumb girls
PatrickFnBateman (2:06:55 AM): that's not an apology
The Clear sTuFF (2:06:56 AM): and it makes me happy, but also sad
SoupSoupAD (2:06:58 AM): but i could never bring myself to date them
The Clear sTuFF (2:07:02 AM): do u think thats weird
thekmanredux (2:07:04 AM): i apologize
PatrickFnBateman (2:07:09 AM): to whom
thekmanredux (2:07:16 AM): to you
The Clear sTuFF (2:07:18 AM): that i cant just be completely an asshole to this girl for dumping me and getting what she deserved from someone else?
fbdlingfrg (2:07:21 AM): not weird at all
PatrickFnBateman (2:07:24 AM): now altogether
thekmanredux (2:07:29 AM): shut up
PatrickFnBateman (2:07:42 AM): that's the second time you've done that. One more time and I'm leaving
thekmanredux (2:07:46 AM): dont leave
The Clear sTuFF (2:07:54 AM): yeah this is the best chat in months
fbdlingfrg (2:07:56 AM): you should feel that way. happy for her getting what she deserves makes sense. but you still have feelings, so you should feel sad
thekmanredux (2:08:00 AM): its the only chat in months
fbdlingfrg (2:08:03 AM): <----possible psych major
fbdlingfrg (2:08:08 AM): thats why, dumbass
The Clear sTuFF (2:08:21 AM): yeah but she says im an asshole
The Clear sTuFF (2:08:27 AM): thats another reason i want to find out what happened
SoupSoupAD (2:08:29 AM): why?
The Clear sTuFF (2:08:31 AM): she called me an asshole last week
fbdlingfrg (2:08:32 AM): so? that doesnt end your feelings for her
SoupSoupAD (2:08:37 AM): why are you an asshole?
The Clear sTuFF (2:08:40 AM): ID LIKE TO KNOW!
SoupSoupAD (2:08:43 AM): ha
SoupSoupAD (2:08:47 AM): shes projecting
fbdlingfrg (2:08:51 AM): because he made her have a baby. rememeber?
The Clear sTuFF (2:08:53 AM): she was drunk
The Clear sTuFF (2:08:55 AM): it was 4am
The Clear sTuFF (2:09:03 AM): it was an IM left while i was sleeping
PatrickFnBateman (2:09:17 AM): the best thing I've done is cut the cord completely with every ex girlfriend. Makes things so much easier to just move on and find someone new
The Clear sTuFF (2:09:26 AM): ok i would do that
The Clear sTuFF (2:09:30 AM): but its a difficult situation
SoupSoupAD (2:09:30 AM): yeah i do the same, except for some distant exes
The Clear sTuFF (2:09:34 AM): this girls father, is best friends with my stepdad
The Clear sTuFF (2:09:38 AM): and i live with my stepdad
The Clear sTuFF (2:09:40 AM): and her family LOVES me
SoupSoupAD (2:09:42 AM): im still friends with some of my distant ex girlfriends
PatrickFnBateman (2:09:46 AM): it's difficult, but it's best
The Clear sTuFF (2:09:48 AM): and her little sister is in love with me, talks to me everyday
fbdlingfrg (2:10:00 AM): is her sister hot?
PatrickFnBateman (2:10:02 AM): you should bang her ssister
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:03 AM): yes very
fbdlingfrg (2:10:03 AM): revenge sex
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:05 AM): i will when shes 18
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:08 AM): shes 16
fbdlingfrg (2:10:11 AM): bah!
SoupSoupAD (2:10:14 AM): i think one or two removed as long as it didnt end too messy you can become friends again later on
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:14 AM): one more year
PatrickFnBateman (2:10:15 AM): take her to Hawaii
thekmanredux (2:10:18 AM): thats girl #2 that finds you hot
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:22 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:28 AM): my first girlfriend never found me physically attractive
fbdlingfrg (2:10:28 AM): when she's 18...she's 16...one more year...huh?
SoupSoupAD (2:10:31 AM): you are on a rol!
thekmanredux (2:10:33 AM): im sure there were others too
PatrickFnBateman (2:10:35 AM): check the statutory laws. I think it's 16 in some states around here.
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:51 AM): i dated a girl for 2 and a half years that was just happy enough with how i made her laugh
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:53 AM): or how good i made her feel
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:55 AM): and she was hot
PatrickFnBateman (2:11:30 AM): I've dated some girls in New York that were way out of my league just because I was funny and sweet
PatrickFnBateman (2:11:39 AM): I can actually be sweet and shit
The Clear sTuFF (2:11:41 AM): a FEW girls like that exist
thekmanredux (2:11:48 AM): galt, no girls are out of your league
PatrickFnBateman (2:11:49 AM): they don't care that I'm fat and out of shape
fbdlingfrg (2:11:49 AM): they dont exist at college...
The Clear sTuFF (2:11:56 AM): they do not exist at college, that is definitely true
thekmanredux (2:12:04 AM): what a waste college was
thekmanredux (2:12:23 AM): ive actualyl improves since college
thekmanredux (2:12:27 AM): improved*
PatrickFnBateman (2:12:30 AM): while I appreciate your confidence in my ability to get tail, it's not quite that easy
fbdlingfrg (2:12:35 AM): i've been trying to get with this one girl all semester, making her laugh, supporting her as she cries in class because of her ex-boyfriend...and nothing
The Clear sTuFF (2:12:39 AM): getting girls is not easy
PatrickFnBateman (2:12:40 AM): it's so much easier after college. I hated college for that reason
The Clear sTuFF (2:12:43 AM): unless you almost make 100grand
The Clear sTuFF (2:12:48 AM): and you drive a fast looking car
PatrickFnBateman (2:12:58 AM): fbd, that's not going to work
The Clear sTuFF (2:12:59 AM): college is easy to get laid if you are like SUPER HOT
fbdlingfrg (2:13:07 AM): yeah...i found that out the hard way
PatrickFnBateman (2:13:20 AM): once you are their supportive friend, they aren't going do anything to ruin the friendship
fbdlingfrg (2:13:25 AM): yeah, i know
The Clear sTuFF (2:13:31 AM): thats true
fbdlingfrg (2:13:32 AM): i ended up there by accident
thekmanredux (2:13:37 AM): i hate that shit
The Clear sTuFF (2:13:43 AM): yeah but he got there because he wanted to do anything to be near her
The Clear sTuFF (2:13:46 AM): because he was so attracted to her
thekmanredux (2:13:47 AM): that happneed to me so many times in collge
fbdlingfrg (2:13:49 AM): exactly
PatrickFnBateman (2:13:50 AM): you need to pounce quick. I was the king of that in college. I had like 5 girls that I was in love with but we were "best friends" so they never touched me
thekmanredux (2:14:00 AM): me too
PatrickFnBateman (2:14:00 AM): I felt like Screech
The Clear sTuFF (2:14:01 AM): ugh best female friends STINK
PatrickFnBateman (2:14:05 AM): see. Me = Sleeper
PatrickFnBateman (2:14:44 AM): then the same thing happened to the girl in grad school, and I basically put the hard sell on her and talked her into it. I beat her down after a month or two and she finally caved in. It was worth it
fbdlingfrg (2:14:54 AM): nice
The Clear sTuFF (2:15:15 AM): one time during sex i grabbed a girl by the hair and shouted into her face, that i was going to fuck her even when she was married to someone else.
fbdlingfrg (2:15:18 AM): so there is a way past that...
The Clear sTuFF (2:15:19 AM): her vagina got so tight.
The Clear sTuFF (2:15:23 AM): -the end-
The Clear sTuFF (2:15:56 AM): girls are the worst
PatrickFnBateman (2:16:00 AM): yes, but that was when my sales hand was at its peak
PatrickFnBateman (2:16:12 AM): I could be quite convincing
thekmanredux (2:16:19 AM): see im not all sad and desperate right now cause i know ive improved since college, so i dont need the pep talks during every chat
The Clear sTuFF (2:16:26 AM): doesnt it suck having to work hard to get a girl?
The Clear sTuFF (2:16:34 AM): i get so jealous sometimes of guys that just have girls flock to them
fbdlingfrg (2:16:45 AM): as am i
The Clear sTuFF (2:16:45 AM): but then not so jealous when i realize that these girls could care less about his personality
PatrickFnBateman (2:16:49 AM): yeah, my brother is like that
fbdlingfrg (2:16:58 AM): my roomate has the hottest girlfriend
PatrickFnBateman (2:17:00 AM): he gets pussy any time he wants.
fbdlingfrg (2:17:03 AM): and he did no work to get her
The Clear sTuFF (2:17:05 AM): one of my roomates is a football player
The Clear sTuFF (2:17:09 AM): he is so dumb
fbdlingfrg (2:17:12 AM): while i was trying hard as hell and he landed her
The Clear sTuFF (2:17:14 AM): he always hooks up with girls
The Clear sTuFF (2:17:21 AM): HE CANT EVEN SPELL "WOW"
thekmanredux (2:17:24 AM): haha
The Clear sTuFF (2:17:25 AM): HE SPELLS IT WITH AN A
PatrickFnBateman (2:17:33 AM): all I can say is that as you get older, it gets so much easier
The Clear sTuFF (2:17:35 AM): WITH A FUCKING A
thekmanredux (2:17:45 AM): i am certain it iwll be easier for me eventually
thekmanredux (2:18:02 AM): i just need to get in the right situation
The Clear sTuFF (2:18:10 AM): thats true
The Clear sTuFF (2:18:18 AM): i believe this 100% to be true
thekmanredux (2:18:21 AM): right now im kinda drifting
PatrickFnBateman (2:18:21 AM): you've got to put yourself in that situation though. It's not going to come to you
The Clear sTuFF (2:18:23 AM): i dont get why KEYSER has to always
The Clear sTuFF (2:18:26 AM): bring up sex
The Clear sTuFF (2:18:29 AM): like he is some SEX GOD
thekmanredux (2:18:33 AM): galt i know
thekmanredux (2:18:40 AM): believe me ive tried very recently
SoupSoupAD (2:18:42 AM): i never bring up sex
thekmanredux (2:18:54 AM): it didnt work out but ive learned a lotr
PatrickFnBateman (2:19:07 AM): lord of the rings?
fbdlingfrg (2:19:07 AM): lotr is good
thekmanredux (2:19:10 AM): yes
The Clear sTuFF (2:19:15 AM): you always bring up sex you dumb non 6 figure making maroon
PatrickFnBateman (2:19:19 AM): I don't know that move
thekmanredux (2:19:25 AM): its a good move
SoupSoupAD (2:19:29 AM): i love the word maroon
thekmanredux (2:19:32 AM): me too
PatrickFnBateman (2:19:34 AM): and he has a lumpy face
SoupSoupAD (2:19:51 AM): lumpy like a fox
PatrickFnBateman (2:20:09 AM): and sweaty like a fat guy
SoupSoupAD (2:20:17 AM): i was performing!
The Clear sTuFF (2:20:23 AM): hahaha you still have a band?
SoupSoupAD (2:20:23 AM): those lights are hot
The Clear sTuFF (2:20:25 AM): you and zooty
SoupSoupAD (2:20:27 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (2:20:29 AM): SICKS DEEP
PatrickFnBateman (2:20:33 AM): do you perform in the rain?
fbdlingfrg (2:20:33 AM): he's solo now
SoupSoupAD (2:20:42 AM): the band is no more
PatrickFnBateman (2:20:46 AM): you were seating like Ted Striker in Airplaine
SoupSoupAD (2:20:47 AM): drummer got married
The Clear sTuFF (2:20:48 AM): OH NO
thekmanredux (2:20:52 AM): sicks deep is a better name thatn project pseudo
The Clear sTuFF (2:20:52 AM): seating and sweating
fbdlingfrg (2:20:56 AM): the band stole his thunder
The Clear sTuFF (2:20:57 AM): yeah it is
SoupSoupAD (2:20:57 AM): bassist is going to berkley right now
The Clear sTuFF (2:21:03 AM): berkley?
The Clear sTuFF (2:21:04 AM): or berklee
The Clear sTuFF (2:21:16 AM): like berklee in boston
The Clear sTuFF (2:21:19 AM): or berkley in cal
SoupSoupAD (2:21:22 AM): sorry berklee
fbdlingfrg (2:21:22 AM): the one that advertises on TV, or the good one?
The Clear sTuFF (2:21:31 AM): or berklee in wayne nj
SoupSoupAD (2:21:38 AM): the music school in boston
The Clear sTuFF (2:21:44 AM): hahahah those faggots
thekmanredux (2:21:45 AM): music school !
fbdlingfrg (2:21:48 AM): is wayne the tv one?
The Clear sTuFF (2:21:50 AM): god they all STINK
SoupSoupAD (2:22:02 AM): they do?
PatrickFnBateman (2:22:05 AM): I hated stumbling around those Berklee freaks in Boston
The Clear sTuFF (2:22:07 AM): go visit him, we can have a night out on the town
The Clear sTuFF (2:22:09 AM): yeah they are freaks
thekmanredux (2:22:11 AM): wait, he is going to music school....for bass?
The Clear sTuFF (2:22:13 AM): fucking assholes
SoupSoupAD (2:22:19 AM): he plays more than bass
thekmanredux (2:22:21 AM): oh
SoupSoupAD (2:22:34 AM): he plays bass, lead, rhythm, drums, piano
SoupSoupAD (2:22:38 AM): he's quite talented
SoupSoupAD (2:22:39 AM): he sings
thekmanredux (2:22:44 AM): anyone can sing
PatrickFnBateman (2:22:44 AM): He must get so much ass
SoupSoupAD (2:22:46 AM): writes and composes music
The Clear sTuFF (2:22:50 AM): all they do is go to big d and the kids table shows, and sit outside in big freak groups
PatrickFnBateman (2:23:00 AM): I can't sing.
thekmanredux (2:23:05 AM): yes you can
thekmanredux (2:23:07 AM): everyone can
The Clear sTuFF (2:23:11 AM): yeah i can sing
PatrickFnBateman (2:23:15 AM): Go to one of those karaoke bars and you'll see that most people suck shit
thekmanredux (2:23:21 AM): they can still do it
The Clear sTuFF (2:23:22 AM): yeah not with protools!
SoupSoupAD (2:23:24 AM): if you want to sing punk anyone can sing
PatrickFnBateman (2:23:26 AM): myself included
fbdlingfrg (2:23:27 AM): i can sing, but not well
The Clear sTuFF (2:23:34 AM): yeah anyone can sing punk thats true
PatrickFnBateman (2:23:38 AM): yes I can perform the function of singing, but it sucks
The Clear sTuFF (2:23:41 AM): ok NOT PUNK, sorry sleeper
The Clear sTuFF (2:23:48 AM): but you know what the ital means
thekmanredux (2:23:49 AM): ??
fbdlingfrg (2:23:52 AM): anybody can even play punk...see the sex pistols early work
SoupSoupAD (2:23:54 AM): i think galt means singing in the traditional sense
The Clear sTuFF (2:23:56 AM): oh
PatrickFnBateman (2:23:58 AM): that's like saying I can skateboard. But I can't can't really skateboard
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:00 AM): berklee kids suck
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:09 AM): and BU kids
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:10 AM): awful
SoupSoupAD (2:24:11 AM): i could never ollie
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:13 AM): SUCKS TO BU!
SoupSoupAD (2:24:15 AM): i tried and tried
thekmanredux (2:24:18 AM): haha
SoupSoupAD (2:24:19 AM): i could never do it
PatrickFnBateman (2:24:24 AM): BC girls are the hottest girls on the planet
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:28 AM): yeah
PatrickFnBateman (2:24:28 AM): bar none
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:29 AM): they are
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:30 AM): its depressing
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:33 AM): absolutely depressing going there
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:36 AM): and seeing these girls
SoupSoupAD (2:24:46 AM): i dated a girl in high school who went to BC
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:47 AM): just dripping over guys with pop collars and a high life in their hand
SoupSoupAD (2:24:52 AM): she was amazingly beautiful
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:54 AM): popped collars
SoupSoupAD (2:24:59 AM): like drop dead gorgeous, huge rack
PatrickFnBateman (2:25:00 AM): I don't how it happens, but I've been all over the country, and it's BC girls and University of Texas
fbdlingfrg (2:25:02 AM): i hate popped collars
PatrickFnBateman (2:25:05 AM): that's it.
The Clear sTuFF (2:25:05 AM): Johnny Collarpopper
The Clear sTuFF (2:25:15 AM): URI girls are pretty hot
PatrickFnBateman (2:25:20 AM): I refuse to pop any collars
fbdlingfrg (2:25:23 AM): 90% of guys at my school pop thier collars constantly
thekmanredux (2:25:24 AM): NYU had some hot girls
PatrickFnBateman (2:25:24 AM): no they aren't. Nasty.
The Clear sTuFF (2:25:25 AM): NORTHEASTERN GIRLS NOT SO HOT
fbdlingfrg (2:25:28 AM): fairfield girls are really hot
SoupSoupAD (2:25:34 AM): my girl went to URI
thekmanredux (2:25:35 AM): my company has hot girls
The Clear sTuFF (2:25:37 AM): villanova girls...hot
PatrickFnBateman (2:25:41 AM): I went to URI a fair amount when I went to Roger Williams. They all sucks
The Clear sTuFF (2:25:53 AM): oh my sisters sorority sisters are hot
SoupSoupAD (2:25:53 AM): i partied at URI quite a bit
PatrickFnBateman (2:25:54 AM): NO. BC THAT'S IT. BC GIRLS ARE HOT. EVERYONE ELSE IS UGLY
fbdlingfrg (2:25:55 AM): you went to roger williams?
PatrickFnBateman (2:25:57 AM): drop the subject
thekmanredux (2:26:05 AM): ive never been to BC but ill believe it
thekmanredux (2:26:09 AM): fucking jock school
fbdlingfrg (2:26:11 AM): a friend of mine went there for a year...she hated it
PatrickFnBateman (2:26:14 AM): For a year, I went to RWU, and then transfered because it was a joke
thekmanredux (2:26:24 AM): yea really
fbdlingfrg (2:26:25 AM): yup...thats the place
thekmanredux (2:26:30 AM): why not just go to JOHNSON AND WALES
The Clear sTuFF (2:26:33 AM): hahahah ig ot in there
PatrickFnBateman (2:26:34 AM): the school was a joke. Easier than highschool
The Clear sTuFF (2:26:35 AM): what a joke
The Clear sTuFF (2:26:39 AM): they accepted me
thekmanredux (2:26:39 AM): everyone gets in there
The Clear sTuFF (2:26:42 AM): without even seeing my transcript
PatrickFnBateman (2:26:48 AM): everyone smoked weed at that school
The Clear sTuFF (2:26:55 AM): everyone smokes weed at every school
thekmanredux (2:26:57 AM): yea
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:00 AM): thats like saying everyone takes pisses at that school
PatrickFnBateman (2:27:01 AM): I was the only one who didn't, and that's why I never got laid
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:07 AM): id ont smoke pot or drink
PatrickFnBateman (2:27:10 AM): but this was 10 years ago
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:11 AM): i still somehow get laid
thekmanredux (2:27:12 AM): i was the only one at nyu who dindt smoke
PatrickFnBateman (2:27:18 AM): not everyone was smoking back then
SoupSoupAD (2:27:21 AM): i never even finished my BA
SoupSoupAD (2:27:25 AM): at rutgers
thekmanredux (2:27:27 AM): moron
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:30 AM): MAROON
SoupSoupAD (2:27:32 AM): ha
PatrickFnBateman (2:27:32 AM): Nobody smoked weed at Bentley.
fbdlingfrg (2:27:33 AM): i dont drink, every girl finds that so attractive about me, but not attractive enoug