3rd Annual CDIH Year End Awards - Category #6 Worst Poster

[Keyser Soze]

Gooch is also good. But it's really only when he's crusading that he's bad. When he's on his conspiracy rant that everyone's against him, and he's got one of those 2 paragraph cookie cutter but poorly worded "you're only saying that because it's coming from Gooch, if it was from Keyser it would be different." Which is obviously why he creates so many different user names. To hopefully prove that point to himself.
The other crusade that's great to get him riled up on is when he appoints himself board protector from all the meanies, and he just follows you around saying "you're not funny" or some other crutch supposed *burn* against the mean guy, the trick is ingore him a bit so he gets more riled up, and then you confront him and BOOM he explodes. Oh, so fun. Sometimes though, he's able to relax a bit and just post without all his paranoia and he's not bad. So it's really hit or miss with him.