CDIH 3rd Annual Year End Awards Recap - List of winners

[theDude]

Nothing else has worked this far
So I wish upon a star
Wonderous shining speck of light
I need a Jew!

Lois makes me take the rap
Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can't give her a slap
I need a Jew!!

Where to find
A Baum or Steen or Stein
To teach me how to whine and do my taaaaaxesss!

Though by many they're abhored
Hebrew people I've adored
I don't think they killed my Lord
I need a Jew!!!