Cleaning - The male perspective

[McBourbon]

Spit....there is nowhere to put the piles away. I actually threw a lot of piles out today. Old bridal magazines that she hasn't looked at since just after I proposed to her....papers that I hadn't returned to my kids at school...etc. So the place looks better........but I'm not sure that it is "clean". (I even vacuumed...because vacuuming=clean in my mind)