05-22-2005, 01:18 AM
Quote:Jolie is better than Aniston. Aniston is probably about as exciting in bed as dry mulch. You think Aniston ever had a finger jammed up her ass, and a man's foreskin stuck under her fingernails...I think not. Aniston was one of the Snapple girls that came on the Howard Stern show when he had it on WOR. Nuff said. Jolie is crazy, and always looks like she's in heat.
Listen to this brilliant fucking analysis of people who you only know through the work they show on film and television. Basically, what you're saying is that Aniston is much like her character on Freinds, while Jolie is more like her characters in Gia, Hackers, Tomb Raider, and Gone in 60 Seconds.
Wow! That's about as in-depth as it can get, baby!