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[Gooch]

Jolie is better than Aniston. Aniston is probably about as exciting in bed as dry mulch. You think Aniston ever had a finger jammed up her ass, and a man's foreskin stuck under her fingernails...I think not. Aniston was one of the Snapple girls that came on the Howard Stern show when he had it on WOR. Nuff said. Jolie is crazy, and always looks like she's in heat.

Listen to this brilliant fucking analysis of people who you only know through the work they show on film and television. Basically, what you're saying is that Aniston is much like her character on Freinds, while Jolie is more like her characters in Gia, Hackers, Tomb Raider, and Gone in 60 Seconds.

Wow! That's about as in-depth as it can get, baby!

that sir, is an assumption. I don't watch Friends, my little pop culture syphocant.


Anniston's filmology:



Along Came Polly (2004) .... Polly Prince
Bruce Almighty (2003) .... Grace Connelly
The Good Girl (2002) .... Justine Last
Rock Star (2001) .... Emily Poule
Office Space (1999) .... Joanna
The Object of My Affection (1998) .... Nina Borowski
The Thin Pink Line (1998) .... Clove
'Til There Was You (1997) .... Debbie
Picture Perfect (1997) .



ooohhhhh, scinitillating. Who knew she was so edgy!!!



Jolie:
Has a tattoo of the Tennessee Williams quote, "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages." on her left forearm.

Majored in film at New York University.

Has the Latin phrase "Quod me nutrit me destruit" ("What nourishes me also destroys me") tattooed across her stomach.




Go pine for your girl-next-door elsewhere. We men will be chasing Miss Dangerous.







as a FYI: Hackers and Gone in 60 Seconds, along with Tombraider, are giant steaming piles of shit.



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