Trish made julia roberts a cosmo

[The Jays]

Actually, no I meant Julia Roberts was ugly, I just wanted to point out that Trish assumed I was talking about Julia Roberts when I said "she's ugly", when I could have meant that Trish was ugly.

Then maybe she'd get all pissy and make some snide comment to me and then I'd laugh.

you should have held out little longer. I picked up on what you were doing after I saw you're first post, and you ruined it by your third. This could have been a most wonderful thread.