new orleans

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God Seen Pouring Sugar in New Orleans Gas Tanks
God, the one known as I AM, also spotted engaging in anal intercourse with residents mothers

Associated Press
New Orleans, La. - Once Hurricane Katrina left the area, the real disaster began, as the flood waters crushed the levies and the starnded victims began to riot. Now, the Lord God Himself, has made his true feelings about New Orleans known, as Our Lord was spotted at a local WInn Dixie pouring sugar in people's gas tanks. The report conflicted with a report of a similiar looking Lord engaging in anal intercourse with the mothers of the remaing residents.