does your local pizza place accept credit cards?

[GonzoStyle]

If you break out a credit card for a 2.97 purchase and were in my presence I would beat you to death. The only thing worse than that the assholes who wrote out checks for a pack of gum and can of cat food. It's one thing not to carry a bunch of money but if you don't have 3 bucks in your pocket then skip the fuckin breakfast.