02-19-2002, 02:07 AM
Those quotes are hilarious. Another great quotable sports figure is the late former Tampa Bay Bucs coach John McKay. My favorite sports quote of all-time is the first one by him:
When a reporter asked what he thought of the Buccaneer’s execution following a loss-- "I think it's a good idea."
One the early years at Tampa Bay-- "Every time I look up, it seems we're punting."
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."
On 41 year old kicker, Jan Stenerud-- "He may be the only kicker to kick and collect social security at the same time."
"Kickers are like horse manure. They're all over the place."
On this significance of experience-- "If you have everyone back from a team that lost 10 games, experience isn't too important."
"If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay."
"Statistics and records are baseball talk. They keep records like most times sliding into second base on a Tuesday."
"The only problem with doing the impossible is that everybody expects you to duplicate the impossible."
When a reporter asked what he thought of the Buccaneer’s execution following a loss-- "I think it's a good idea."
One the early years at Tampa Bay-- "Every time I look up, it seems we're punting."
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."
On 41 year old kicker, Jan Stenerud-- "He may be the only kicker to kick and collect social security at the same time."
"Kickers are like horse manure. They're all over the place."
On this significance of experience-- "If you have everyone back from a team that lost 10 games, experience isn't too important."
"If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay."
"Statistics and records are baseball talk. They keep records like most times sliding into second base on a Tuesday."
"The only problem with doing the impossible is that everybody expects you to duplicate the impossible."
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