Someone can't pay their steroid tab - Major league team about to miss payroll

[Keyser Soze]

Talk about poor management. In an attempt to deflect attention from his own inadequacies as commissioner, Bud Selig annouced that some chump owner is not going to be able to make payroll this month and may be forced to close up shop. The dick then proceeds to fuck with everyone and not reveal which team it is and throws out this bone "its not who you would expect".

Well folks, who do you think the team is and how fucked up do you think it is that a team could be forced to shut down because they couldnt pay their bills.

Unfuckingbelievable.

The business of baseball these days is almost as bizarre as the games (or exhibitions) they play.