Things your afraid to admit......but im not!

[JIMMYSNUKA]

I can admit a lot of things that I just dont care any of you know about. For instance. When I wipe I do sometimes get shit on my hand. First thing I do with it is bring it right to my nose and smell it. AND..I usually like the smell. I have also taken a piss while in the shower. Yeah i know a lot of you may do that. BUT....after i relieved myself i notice the bar of soap laying by the drain. I just pick it up and put it right back in it's place. I also have a problem when pinching a loaf. Some piss squirts out of my juvenile jammer and sprays onto the floor. I just move the rug over and mop it up with that. There was this time I was scratching inside my belly button and was changing channels on the tv with the remote. Later on in the night my wife complained about the smell of the remote. I just said i was eating doritos and changing chanels.

I have much more......but I will give it a rest for now.