Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi Wins Again - ...third straight Nathan's Trophy...

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Kobayashi, the Michael Jordan of wiener wolfing, twitched and twisted to finish his franks at the rate of one every 16 seconds in a 12-minute display of gastronomic supremacy at the annual Fourth of July extravaganza.

That's just pathetic.

even more pathetic though:

Celebrity contestant William "The Refrigerator" Perry was outclassed by the assembled chowhounds. The 410-pound former NFL star dropped out of the competition after just five minutes, with only four hot dogs finished.

4 fuckin hot dogs? Anyone can eat 4 hot dogs, this is just a sad fuckin day. I am glad I didnt attend this pathetic spectacle.