Battle of the ages, literally. - NL MVP Race

[diceisgod]

Pujols was about fifty feet short of the cycle last night. Pat Burrell looks so cute with his yellow hair. If you're a man and you dye your hair (or anything other than wash and comb it) you are a faggot. We booed Rolen heavily but Drew didn't play or he would have gotten it worse. My friend sitting next to me got a foul ball, because the faggot sitting me the other side of me couldn't catch it. AND he had a glove. The ball popped out like it hit a spring and went into the empty seats behind us. And yes I am rambling.