Can i start a thread here?

[Luna]

Luna, you're bad for liking the questions game. Bad bad poster. We are all here to please Keyser. After all, he wrote the book on how a message board should work.

I know I am bad. Tie me up & burn me at the stake.
I will never be able to please Professor Keyser and that is my sole purpose in life....to please Professor Keyser.

I am very bad. Please...please...somebody put me out of my misery now.....I beg of you. uicide: