Can i start a thread here?

[Maynard]

and I jerkedoff into my ashtray.

Dude, I hope you pulled the roach out before you jizzed.

NAh I like to leave it in there,the coating of jizz keeps my fingers from getting all burned up. Or where you talking about Tequila? And why would he be in my ashtray? I told him to cut my lawn.

Hmmmmm jizz better than roach clips?


I think I'll just stick to my alligator clip thanks.