The last post in this thread wins!!!! - Pt 2

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I was in a band once... a couple of bands. Yup, I've seen it all. I drove a car into a hotel room once... Had a three way with a pair of siamese twins... Ate an entire horse... That's not the whole story. 1967, I'm on the stage at the Fillmore East... Jimi Hendrix is backstage throwing up.... Mama Cass is stirring up a pot of her famous spaghetti pie... Janis Joplin is washing dishes and throwing up... and then the cops show up. My guitar's on fire! I've been up all night shooting chesseballs (that's cocaine and cheese)... when I woke up the next morning, I was in a russian prison... Total setup!