I didn't want to do this... - But saddly, i must.

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Since the moment of its formation, I have been a loyal subject of this kingdom, serving Queen Amy and King Becky's every whim. But now, the King is gone, and a new king was chosen. Many of the possible kings I would gladdly have bowed to, but the one chosen was a stoner. I will not sit and serve a Damn dirty hippy, so now I must regretably renounce my oaths of fealty and begin a revolution against the crown I once served. As long as there is life in these bones, blood in these veins, alone or with others, I will fight tooth and nail until this usurping King is taken from his throne and a new constitution is written to stop further abuses of royal power.