05-14-2002, 08:33 PM
Star Wars will not break Spiderman's opening day record for one reason: It will not be opening in as many theatres as Spiderman did. George Lucas, in his all powerful and all knowing judgement, has decreed that if your Theatre does not have THX Sound systems (or a similar level of performance sound system), your theatre doesnt get the "privilidge" of showing Episode 2, simple as that. This means that all the small town theatres, all the mom and pop places, and all the sub-par theatres will not be allowed to show AoTC at all, forcing everyone to see the movie at the super-duper-gigantic-megaloplex theatre that has sticky floors and shitty seating. Thanks George Lucas, you misreable fuck!