The 'shrooming thread - shroom shroom shroom -a- zoom

[DGW]

yeah phones and toilet bowlz
and hand rails and taxi cab door handles
when i work on ther people's pc's i wear rubber gloves
i don't even like sitting in their seat
then you've got those disgusting water fountains
condiments from fast food jointz...blech
i bring my own silverware to dinerz
and my own moist towelettes



but thatz what i get for the unfunny