Ok this tops my weirdest shit list

[diceisgod]

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and
> the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an
> American sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked
> his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the
> window seat said, " I need to get up and get a beer". "Don't get up" said
> the American, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you". As soon as he
> left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When
> he returned with the beer, the other Arab said, " That looks good, I'd
> really like one too". again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.
> while he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in it.
> When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As
> the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and
> knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way? he
> asked. How long must this go on?. This fighting between or nations? This
> hatred? This animosity? this spitting in shoes........this pissing in
> beers?