My new found admiration for zakk wylde - From the latest issue of "muzine"

[Keyser Soze]

I thought the guy was a Tool cause he looked really goofy in his Black Label Society commericals, and the song in it was beyond dumb but after reading his reviews I think he's a tool who writes some goofy songs and happens to be pretty fucking funny!

I'd go see him do stand-up but i'd leave before he goes on at Ozzfest.